On the off-chance that I get an interview for the job I just applied for... any of you fuckers want to be a reference for me?
Yeah that too, since I make a living by selling I don't always want to hear sales pitches back- I hear enough of them all week long. Now Giada de Laurentiis, on the other hand, can sell me whatever the hell she wants as long as it means a chance at seeing those beautiful boobies. She is gorgeous. Probably makes the best post-sex sandwiches too, we can't forget that. Not just spank bank but real wife material there, a true winner. Angel I'll be your reference if you'll be our reverend??
I would, but the only things I know about you aren't really job qualifications. Or, wait, what type of job is it? Does confirming you play the organ and have a nice rack help? Actually, I don't know for sure you play the organ.
Reverend? Don't sugarcoat it, katokoch - you just want to kneel at my feet and have me put a "wafer" in your mouth.
So this got kind of buried in the strip club discussion, but that was way more interesting than I expected. I can't imagine having to make out like that (sober) with a total stranger. Of course my immediate thought was "I would hope I would get paired with a hottie". Also, this was super awkward: Spoiler
Just because I like ruining fairy tales, that's a commercial for some clothing company featuring paid actors.
Hey there pals, what's up? I happened to check into this thread, figured I'd clear up a few things. I didn't leave in a huff, I didn't even really leave at all. First I got a new job that involved me being busier on a regular basis, then I randomly got a pretty decent-sized promotion for being the least-incompetent, and between those two things and my usual shit, I haven't had much time to bump threads and post and stuff. Sorry about that, I know it sucks that you can't do it yourself, and that I haven't been responsive in that sense. I'll try to get more threads up when I'm home at night. As far the cis/trans/social justice/blahblahblah stuff...it's kind of a double-edged sword, you know? I don't really like arguing it any more than you like hearing me lecture you, and the last thing I want to be is a buzzkill or a white knight. I just would feel like a giant fucking hypocrite if I sat around with liberal social justice people and jerked off about how awesome we are for having the right politics, and then didn't do the bare minimum of pointing it out when I see it in other circumstances. It's one of those things where everybody isn't going to be happy, I guess. I know there are people around here who feel stifled and like they're being monitored and can't just have fun, but there are also people on the board who don't want to hang out if racism/homophobia etc is thrown around casually. I try to find a balance between letting people post (almost) whatever they want, but also providing a balancing counterpoint, but a lot of the time I feel like that requires me to be more pedantic than I actually want to be. Mostly I just want to make exceedingly complicated but ultimately dumb jokes. Or talk about how great Paul George is. Or post pictures of sexy people. But doing just that feels kind of disingenuous, you know? In conclusion, I get how it could come off this way, but it's not just me trying to be a social justice warrior. I have trans friends and family, and gay friends and family, and fat friends and family, and black friends and family, and whatever else friends and family, and it legitimately bums me out how casually they're put down sometimes. Or misunderstood, maybe. I could probably do a better job at just ignoring it, but it seems like kind of a pussy-ass move to not defend your beliefs because you want some dudes on a messageboard to like you. Especially when those folks are asking for favors from you. So I know a lot of you aren't gonna like me. I hope you at least have fun disliking me. There's a lot to make fun of there, so really go nuts with it. chuch
It seems like it wasn't scripted though, which I think counts for something. As actors they were probably a bit more comfortable with kissing a stranger than most people, but with no script, character, set, etc., I think a lot of it was probably authentic. Actors are people too you know, it's not like they were strippers.
Ohmygod, just found out that my (female) friend went to a strip club in New Orleans during mardi gras and called a stripper ma'am, got scolded, and cried. I am so sad I wasn't there.
I'm not exaggerating when I say that that must've been the funniest thing ever. When me and my hockey friends are in Vegas we like to go to HofBrauHaus Vegas. While you're there you can buy a slap shot. A slap shot is a shot of Jager and the waitress smacks you with a paddle. Good times right? Well not for one of my teammates. He's this demure, somewhat odd Russian guy in his 50's. He got whacked and holy shit he almost cried. I thought it was funny as hell. Me on the other hand, I kinda liked getting paddled by an attractive waitress wearing traditional bavarian clothing. Stung like a bitch for a second, but I thought it was good fun and not I'm not gonna lie, I did enjoy it. On the other side of the aisle from us there were these servicemen, and they must've paid this waitress extra because she didn't only their friend once, she must've hit him a dozen times as hard as she could. Every time she hit him, the tables roared "oh!", fucking eh. The sound echoed in the beer hall. Funny as hell, but I felt bad for the kid, he got owned pretty bad.
I hear you have some stellar BJ skills. I can be your BJ reference. Can I be drunk at the same time? This could work out great for you, you know.
My wife just got home and told me she just got kicked out of a movie theatre for the first time ever. Apparently her and a friend went to a chick flick and "It was so fucking bad that we couldn't stop laughing. It was impossible not to crack up."... and they got asked to leave.
Some are actors, some are models, some are designers, they are all strangers. So those scenes were genuine.
I'm just glad you're alive. Since your last post was yet another picture making fun of Rose's knee, I was a little worried that Parker snapped and hunted you down. Good to know you're uninjured.
Haven't given the sniper the go ahead to take out Nom's knee. He's okay for now. His Knicks have healthy knees and I'm pretty sure the women's UCONN team could beat them.