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4/11/14 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Apr 11, 2014.

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  1. katokoch

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    There you go again, blaming it on Joe.

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    In other news this is as close to Trailer Park Boys in real life as it'll get.



    "That's a sure sign of spring- friggin' double decker appliance jump!"
     
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    Sounds about right. BrotherB has learned to treat it like learning a new language. And nothing is even remotely phonetic in the state. His in-laws will give him directions somewhere, naming off roads...and he sits the whole time squinty facing and decides to just use his GPS.
     
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  4. Rush-O-Matic

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    Doodly

    Fortunately, his helmet was safely knocked clear of the crash by coming off just before his head impacted the ground, so he'll be able to use that one again!
     
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    I am upset with myself. I insisted el husband go to the coast guard base and get his inactive reserve ID card so that we could get cheap booze. They confiscated his old expired active duty ID card. He really wanted to keep it as a memento. I feel disgusted because it was all my idea.
     
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    You guys need to hear newbies talk. There's probably some YouTube vids, because they way they sound is dy-no-mite.

    JESUS CHRIST DERE YA SNOB-GOBBLIN' SUNOFABITCH YA WANT TO DERE TAKE YA OOTSIDE AND I BEAT THE FACE OFF YA, LARD THUNDERIN' JESUS.
     
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    About a week ago, The Husband made brownies with cinnamon in them.
    I didn't like them.
    Today MiniMe made brownies with (less) cinnamon in them.

    I still didn't like them. Blech. I ate them to be nice because I'm mom, but...gross.
     
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    Boss quit, interesting coworkers. I'm guessing you really like your new job.
     
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    I love it. LOVE it. I'm getting flown out to Albany tomorrow, then I'll be getting flown out to Germany for a week in May. FOR FREE. Fucking awesome. Eh, the boss thing was just anxiety causing, but I get to hire my new boss which will be exciting.

    What movie happyfunball? Which movie is it?
     
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    silent but deadly

    Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs
     
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    Scent of a Woman.
     
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    Okay, but heads up, if Germans speak English, they pronounce their 'V's like 'W's. Wouldn't want you to make an embarrassing mistake. They also like to go to the bathroom with the doors open. I learned that as a naive 24 year old. I apologized profusely and got the response of "That's okay!" rather enthusiastically. Why would you leave a stall door open? She was like 60 or something. Underwear around the ankles. I can still see it.

    The Rose.
     
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    Everything you need to know about a Canadian accent starts and ends with Newfoundland:




    ...not only do they sound like that, but are willing to openly brag about their drinking abilities while asking for a job. Wonderful place, cant wait to go.
     
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    Clearly you have not been to Albany before.
     
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    Clearly. Try not to go outside when you get there. Ever. Its easily one of the shittiest cities in America that I've been to.
     
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    Thankfully, not all of England sounds like Newcastle-upon-Tyne.



    ... Stephen Fry gets defeated by Phill Jupitus' Geordie response:



    Most of my dad's family is from Dorset and the only youtube videos they have are of some posh-sounding Dorset accents. My family does NOT sound like this. They also all talk very fast so it's pretty unintelligible. My neighbour is a Scouser (from Liverpool) and sounds much like the fine Mr. Carr's chicken and coke:



    Sorry JWags but he pretty much nailed on Steven Gerrard's accent (the Scouse one).
     
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    You know what's depressing? There are at least three dying cities in the area that are even worse (Syracuse, Buffalo, Rochester). Driving around Syracuse felt like it was lowering my credit score.
     
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    Here the guy from Maine from the show I mentioned earlier...



    I think its a great accent and nothing like that south Boston accent that is totally unintelligible.
     
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    I am so glad I gave up network/cable tv for netflix/torrenting.
     
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