Re: Aaand . . . ACTION! That Amazon wish list thing is how I tend to understand how there is still a profit to be made in porn. I remember in college, I used to follow a couple of porn stars on Twitter for awhile, and every other day or so they'd tweet thanks to some idiot who bought them any number of things off their Amazon wish list, from lingerie to DVDs to a coffee maker. Couple that with the weirdo fanboys you see in any AVN convention video and you realize there is a segment of the population that would feel its a personal affront to the performers they have such a PERSONAL relationship with, to not pay for a Brazzers membership or something of that nature. Also, don't underestimate collective laziness. I know people who have Netflix memberships that they hardly ever use but don't cancel cause they are lazy. Drunkenly sign up for a Brazzers membership one night when you're horny as hell and then don't ever bother to cancel the recurring $20 charge. I'm sure its done more than you'd think. There is no way that kid is straight. None. Props to him for creativity, and live your life dude, but no way in hell. Add to the fact that chick is kind of saucy for 17 and clearly has good taste in TV, and its a wasted opportunity for some other kid to get a quality prom night OTPHJ.
I picture everyone Googling "Movie titles that can double as farts". Has anyone seen Snakes On A Plane? Wondering if it's awful or campy fun. For those of you that have them in your area--Wawa has free coffee today. Why can't their sandwiches be free? They have a Smokey Turkey Spicy Ciabatta type of sandwich that I really like. I wonder if I can negotiate "instead of 5 free coffees, can I get this 1 sandwich?" And then go to another Wawa for the coffee. I like to believe that's management thinking. Who would do this? Over The Pants Hand Job?
Re: Aaand . . . ACTION! Armageddon. Which immediately preceded The Running Man, and ended with The Cannonball Run. It was a busy morning.
Re: Aaand . . . ACTION! That girl is a smoke show and she seems to know exactly what's going on. At some point she'll be gone for a bit longer than comfortable because she was "talking to a friend".
Re: Aaand . . . ACTION! She is a jail bait. She probably said yes because it'll make her look good, then she'll probably blow the football captain five minutes into the prom like FreeCorp said.
Holy Moly, katokoch and Kubla weren't kidding. If you want to see the twits hit the fan, check out the trending for the Bundy Ranch. You guys have a lot of SCARY PEOPLE living in your country.
Re: Re: 4/11/14 WDT NSFW My cousins literally can't post fast enough on any social media they have, anything they post is followed by #AmericanSpring. "love those shoes! #AmericanSpring" The Fuck?
"American Spring". What a joke. Yeah, you're oppressed and have it SO rough living in the world's civilization leader. It's funny how people who preach your Constitution the most are the ones who seem to understand it the least. Flat Rate: I know they're family, but your cousins need to kill themselves. They are in-the-way people.
This is a ridiculous post. And not to go into detail, but I don't think you understand the Constitution either.
Speaking of clusterfucks, the Korean ferry disaster has set Worst Korea ablaze. There's some reports that they rescued the captain and some crew members before the passengers. The 300 high school kids passengers. The 70-year old captain. What a shit stain. Specifically, they were told to remain in their seats while Captain Hero evac'd. This company has had some serious problems this year with another "incident", obviously more minor than this one. Most people collectively shat themselves when some tv reporters went to the high school and started interviewing kids who were in tears.
It's horrible. Ferries in that in the world seem to be malicious death pits. I remember when I was about ten and walking into the room and my mother was glass-eyed staring at the TV. It was the Dona Paz ferry collision: almost 4400 people burned alive on an overloaded boat. Something like 25 people survived it. Ferries seem to be something to avoid in East Asia.
Shit. The ferries across the Mississippi River in New Orleans are something to avoid unless you love terror.