I wouldn't throw her out of bed or nothing, but the most beautiful ever?? Thats a mighty big statement, sir.
Don't jump to conclusions, now. The are no proposals in an arranged marriage. It's just business between families.
Lunch time. Smoked gouda, genoa salami, slice of prosciutto. Best sammie ever. With the added bonus of your whole year's required intake of sodium in one shot! Now if only I could decide on a beer with which to finish it. First world problem, sigh.
Good sir, you may have noticed that it is April. Cider shall not enter this house for another 6 months.
Whatever dude, I do what I want. I also drink heavy dark beers year-round, which you apparently aren't supposed to do either. Or what if I just mixed the beer and cider together, they do that too y'know. Chellie... I'd go for a pale ale to wash your sammich down.
I'm just fucking with you. I could care less if you drink alcoholic apple juice, its just not my thing. You guys may have noticed I'm pretty set in my ways, I don't ciders or any wine.
Let the man drink his cider in peace, at least he actually has access to what he wants. I just want a goddamn Leinenkugel lemon berry shandy, is that too much to ask?!?!?! Fuck the summer shandy - it is just lemon! I want lemon BERRY. BERRRRRRY!
Big hitter, the Lama Freddy! I know why people take Viagra. but I just got a spam email for Super Force Viagra. Has it been weaponized? Because, damn.
Meth heads run very fast at 3 am, especially when they see a very unhappy Dewercs standing in the doorway with a 357.