So how are things at the Bundy Ranch? Why give them such a hard time? The dad scored four touchdowns in one game.
Last time there was a full solar eclipse I was in the second grade and it happened during lunch. Everyone was forced to sit and the one class that had a parent who was a welder got to go outside and look at it one at a time. I remember being very very upset I didn't get to see it. God the craziness has reached peak levels at the gun forum I frequent. They're in the 'suggesting everyone who doesn't think Bundy is totally in the right has to be an agent provocateur' stage right now. It has brought to light some interesting things that are tangentially related, the government owning 80+ percent of all of Nevada land, Bureau of Land Management regulations and such, grazing rights, etc.
My girlfriend was talking to a friend this past weekend about getting some new facial cream, and I saw this recently so I figured I'd be helpful and sent it to her. Spoiler She says no way in hell, refuses to try it... but I'm confused, it sounds like it really works! She would also have access to a never-ending supply of it on demand. I'm just trying to help. Oh yeah the nuts are buzzing over this one. Time to grab the popcorn.
So is this one of those cases where her "pal" provides the semen in the hopes that one day she'll realize she's really in love with him and wants to bang him? Or just because guys like to jerk off?
I should clarify now the resource I was referring to for the special facials is myself and not her gay roommate. I'm pretty certain guys like to jerk off, maybe her "pal" secretly has an interesting fetish too?
Indirect facial fetish? I suppose there must be some website, somewhere, dedicated to that. I'm just glad she put it in the refrigerator to kill any bacteria. Because all bacteria immediately perishes when the temperatures drop below 40 F.
I just hate how the British use the words mum and bum for their respective words. Shit just pisses me off, sounds so infantile. Same goes with the word arse.
It's the accent. Likewise I'm sure someone across the ocean is thinking "My those Americans are crass..."
I think it's the properness of the accent going against the silly child sounding nature of mum and bum. Arse just sounds stupid. Use it in any situation were ass is the applicable word and tell me it doesn't sound dumb.
I don't know, but did you notice the rack on that chick? I'd jerk off to that. But seriously, I too would like to know how they came up with that arrangement.
My brother's wife is from Maine. They moved up there a few years ago. He still has "HUH??" moments when people talk to him...and a couple of times he's had to ask someone to spell the word they're using.
There is this dude walking around the office asking people to "Think of a movie title that best describes your last fart." New Focus: "Think of a movie title that best describes your last fart." Mine was Liar Liar.
HA yeah the same thing happens to me sometimes when I make sales calls into the New England area... having to write stuff down phonetically and only later deciphering whatever the hell they were saying. Trying to figure out names as they pronounce them with heavy accents is the absolute worst, if it's a case where the name is not typically pronounced as spelled (like my own) then I'm screwed. Gone in 60 seconds. You should have left Liar Liar for Kubla.
I was watching a new show on History channel called "Down east Dickering" and its these guys from rural Maine that basically barter for goods and service to make a living. And this one guy on the show, Tony, has the most ridiculous accent I've heard. Its like a cross between a pirate and a Kennedy. And looks like a drunken hippy.
Well this is awesome. Edit: Damn Joe Rogan twitter feed making me look like and IDIOT on the internet. (to be fair I saw the link last night but couldn't click on it at work, never caught up with the thread after that, swurrr)
Do you ever have deja vu? You're right, it is awesome. It was also awesome like 3 pages ago. I can confirm this.
False. We have accents, but people from India giggle uncontrollably at a Boston accent. It the worst there is in my book. I feel sorry for people cursed with it.