So . . . . .i guess i won't be asking you guys about quitting my job, divorcing my wife, becoming a woman, and running off to flip burgers in San Antonio. I feel so alone.
Listening to Kat Williams is very similar to listening to a machine gun being fired at sheet metal inside hell. I have heard radio static that is more audible and entertaining.
Hahahahaha. Oh man. I love waiting for Crown to post that he doesn't like something wildly popular. Not trolling you Crown, I swear, but it is like clockwork. Also, I've never heard anyone discuss flavoring weed with fruit. How well does it work?
Quit the job and flip the burgers. Way easier. Don't divorce the wife, keep her around to pay the bills - but definitely have the surgery. Someone let me into the advice threads so I can shower you people with all-star advice.
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In what country is Williams popular? The one that understands the ancient alien language he speaks? Why does loud and obnoxious mean funny? Maybe a Dane Cook fan can answer that for me. As far as flavouring weed goes, I dump a watering can with diluted blueberry concentrate three hours before harvesting. That gives it enough time for the plant to drink it into every pore of itself but not enough time to kill it. Tread carefully. Too much will make the weed smoke taste like leaves, which is awful and will hack your throat like none other
Completely unbiased advice from people who are not (totally) retarded isn't the worst thing I can think of.
The United States of America. You forget I live here, pretty much in the middle of it, with friends in all the corners. I have a little more insight into it than you do. Not to mention I action have my ad agency access to Google tools that can verify this stuff. Maybe his sold out tours, ridiculous sales of DVDs in a media pirate culture and Comedy Central has to play 2-3 of his specials a month due to the high demand + the still high ratings they get. I get he may not be big in Canada, but you can't be serious. You're going to tell me no one likes Kevin Hart next?
My favorite thing about Crown is how he can simultaneously be counted on to do this AND to hate hipsters so much.
You ALL love it. You know who else was popular in America Parker? Creed. And Big Bang Thoery. And George Lopez. And Jerry Falliwell... I can't possiy go on I feel sick. Audrey: hipsters are now more popular then they aren't. They're everywhere, like Anthony Weiner's penis or cirque du soliel.
Katt Williams isn't an amazing, transcendent comedian. He's not prime-era Chris Rock, or Carlin, or whatever. But he (was) solidly funny if you understood the context of his jokes. Speaking as a huge comedy fan, I think Dane Cook was overrated by the public at large and underrated by hipsters/snobs. His material is just so-so, but he makes up for it with top-notch energy and delivery. People who hate him focus on the former, people who love him concentrate on the latter, when it reality it all balances out to a solid comedian. Plus, it wasn't like he stumbled face first into Madison Square Garden; he shrewdly leveraged social media at a time when not that many people were able to. Insert obvious Tucker parallel.
Oh, like none of you are working for the weekend. Lies. We also created Elisha Cuthbert, the telephone and medicated insulin.
Dude, Anthony Weiner's penis is so like 2009. We're all on Jon Hamm's massive dong right now. Canada must be 4 years behind. I'd even give you a pass with Michael Fassbender's khakis cobra, as that was at least last year, but wow. Catch up on your famous dick game son!
I just wanted to say I had my first McGriddle today and it was....eh. I got sausage, egg and cheese. Did I get the wrong one? Is there magic and rainbows in the others? It seems I completely missed the boat because I did not want have sex with it. Anyone?
I'm with Crown on this, as I find Katt Williams extremely annoying. Ditto for Dane Cook. Now Alonzo Bodden and Dana Gould, on the other hand...