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4/12/2013 WDT

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Apr 12, 2013.

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  1. gamecocks

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    So NBA countdown/guesting on PTI is the other 20% of your work day?
     
  2. audreymonroe

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    Okay, I didn't elaborate on the porn star part of my story because there wasn't really much of a story. Just meeting them in and of itself was the story. But then as Mr.Cowbell was BERATING me for not telling the story just now, I remembered that there was a whole second half to the story, so fine. I'll tell it.

    My friend and I were in the bathroom at the end of the night, and we started talking to the other two girls in there as drunk girls in a bathroom tend to do. We introduced ourselves and when I told them my name, one of them said "Oh, I love that name. I once scissored with [the porn star with whom I share a name] and it was the best day of my life." And I said "Oh, I love her! Wait...what?" And then they revealed that they were porn stars. So, we talked with them for a little bit but we were on our way out so we didn't hang out for that long and I'm still a bit sad about that.

    But THEN when we were standing out front waiting for our other friend to come out, there were this group of kind of smarmy guys in suits with a stretch limo waiting behind them. And they started talking to us and were taking our pictures and steering the conversation towards getting us to come with them once the rest of their group was out, and it kind of dawned on us that these were male porn stars and we were totally being invited to a porn star party where we were probably going to end up in a porn. (Right? I'm assuming that's how that happens.) But, nothing happened because everyone had decided that we were leaving, and I had totally forgotten about that part but now I'm mad that I let that opportunity pass me by.

    Related quote from when I was telling the story to my other coworkers today:
    Coworker: Did you recognize any of the male porn stars?
    Me: No, but I don't recognize many male porn stars by their faces.
     
  3. FreeCorps

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    In nerdy anime news, over the past 2 months I have blown through Soul Eater, Blue Exorcist, Psycho-Pass and K. I'm thinking of either Sword Art Online or Code Breaker next. Suggestions welcome. If I could find something similar to Shiki that would be great.

    Also, I think this might be the year I finally attend EVO. I'm just trying to convince a couple of buddies who are also into fighting games to go with. If anything I'll just bite the bullet and go solo. EVO is the fucking best.
     
  4. toytoy88

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    We're in for some Wizard of Oz weather this evening.

    I'm preparing by getting good and shit drizzling drunk so that if a tornado does hit this motel I'll just kind of roll with the punches. I mean, I'm going to die anyway, but if my body is limp there's less chance of multiple major trauma and my carcass will be less fucked up when someone has to identify me. I'm always thinking of others.
     
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    So you had a chance to be in a movie and you accidentally passed it up. Imagine all the fame and fortune you missed out on.
     
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    Not to mention the warts.
     
  7. CharlesJohnson

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    I saw that movie too. It was called 8MM.
     
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    Audrey Bitoni? Has to be Audrey Bitoni right?
     
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    Doesn't look too bad on the forecast radar and it's moving pretty quickly.
     
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    Yeah, it all depends on how cold that front is when it collides with this warm air. It's only 81 here, so it may not be too bad.

    Either way, I'm a gettin' bowel loosening drunk, there isn't much else to do in these parts without a gun, a 4 wheel drive, or a tractor.
     
  11. FreeCorps

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    Fun story. Apparently Ms. Bitoni got into a bit of trouble with some studios because she was escorting on the side. Not that that's the bad part, lots of porn stars do that, but she was giving full GFE without letting her employers know.
     
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    So the issue was unsanctioned kissing? Weird.
     
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    I am stupid and know little of the pornstar world. Shy is giving full GFE without her employers notice so much worse than plain old escorting? Something about being seen in public or photographed?
     
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    Because sometimes full GFE (for a few extra bucks) includes cumming inside of them. Puts all the workers at risk.
     
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    For the non-escort savvy, please define GFE. I am trying to figure it out from context and it goes from kissing to being seen in public to cumming inside of them and I am at a complete loss.
     
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    GirlFriend Experience. Meaning the lady will try to give a more personable experience. Wikipedia explains it rather well. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girlfriend_experience
     
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    Wow, and here I thought it was about the sex and not having to deal with the awkward meal time conversation and cuddling. You'd think that is what they are trying to avoid with the whole paying for sex thing. Boys are weird.
     
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    It's probably also about the sure thing; removing the possibility of failing to "close" with the hot chick involved.
     
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    Some guys are just that lonely.
     
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    Yea I don't think its representative of men in general, its representative of the johns of the world. Apparently some johns are lonely and want the illusion they have a g/f for a few hours.
     
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