I've heard of "cock rock," but this is ridiculous... NSFW Now this is a guitar I would play: NSFW ...Or this one: NSFW
And, the photo you linked from Barstoolsports - the comments on the website are classic. Why would she delete her twitter account? Surely she was craving attention. Very surprised no dudes have posted nude pictures of her yet.
Rage Kage beat you to it. I'd post Tenacious D's Master Exploder video, but nitwit will pop out of the scale model of the town and kill the Deetzes.
That one looks a bit difficult to play, though. Unless you have four arms, that is. I'd still like it hanging on my wall.
Some thoughts on that, Dixie... Spoiler 1. That looks like a nutsack from behind. 2. Gingers are terrifying. 3. Nice towel. 4. See #2.
DO NOT CLICK THE FIRST ONE!!!! I REPEAT, DO NOT CLICK THE FIRST ONE!!!! You will thank me later trust me. Nom, you bastard.
I anticipated this might happen. However, every so often, I will switch the order of the gifs. If I'm not allowed outside, I have to have fun somehow. God help you all once I start drinking.
Look at your avatar and tell me that you don't want to get in on this. If you join me, I'll tell you which are the good ones.