Oh, I chose wisely, alright. I chose not to click on either one of them. Although, it is tempting - I mean, where else on the internet might I come across lesbian sex photos? Archer: "Phrasing!"
Stop what you're doing and find yourself a chocolate bourbon blended beer. It's like chocolate sex in my mouth. Then I followed it up with a bourbon barrel double aged ale, and it was all over from there.
Round two. One of them is a pair of bouncing breasts. One is a bouncing penis. Sure there are plenty of pairs of breasts on the internet, but how many come with an air of mystery? I may have started drinking. NSFW NSFW
The lovely and talented Alison Haislip did a reading of this letter that should get her some acting jobs.
And, this one too: Totally unrelated . . . I know and understand about the Red Sox game being cancelled, but I have player on my baseball fantasy team not playing tonight because, according to Yahoo: Holy crap! Cold and windy in Chicago?! Why are the news channels focused on Boston and Texas?! Get to Chicago immediately for this breaking story!
On the topic of that sorority letter, does anybody else flinch when somebody says "repeat" like that? Y'know, like, bad things are about to happen / oh my god DON'T SAY REPEAT! Just me?
Well that was over 12 hours ago, so I'm sure whatever consequences there were to be had have already come and gone.