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4/12/2013 WDT

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Apr 12, 2013.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    You're asking that to a guy who can drive a nail into a coffee table with his forehead?
     
    #541 Crown Royal, Apr 19, 2013
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    Uh...no. I think I'll go do something I'm good at...meeting the neighbors. There's a group sitting outside their room roasting a deer or something. What could possibly go wrong?
     
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  3. Crown Royal

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    I hope they let the deer wear sunglasses, that way when they cut deep with the jokes you won't see the tears well up.
     
    #543 Crown Royal, Apr 19, 2013
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    They do seem pretty fancy for your taste.
     
    #544 Backroom, Apr 19, 2013
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    Deer with it.
     
    #545 Nom Chompsky, Apr 19, 2013
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    You guys is crazy. The Evil Dead remake is awesome. I'm 37 next month. I'm talking random shit. Mitt Romney sounds like a brain disorder. I like 'The Mindy Project'. I may be drunkened.
     
    #546 Bob Trousers, Apr 19, 2013
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    Robert Pants in the house!
     
    #547 Rush-O-Matic, Apr 19, 2013
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    Where? That cunt owes me money.
     
    #548 Bob Trousers, Apr 19, 2013
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    I am really fond of this word but I get looks when I use it. Apparently that is up there on list of profane words. Whatever. Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt.
     
    #549 bewildered, Apr 19, 2013
  10. Crown Royal

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    That word has much more power over here than Europe. If you yell it in a bar here, EVERY female in the place will look at you like you charbroiled a puppy right in front of them.
     
    #550 Crown Royal, Apr 19, 2013
  11. Revengeofthenerds

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    I think it depends on the context. For example, if I get pissed and call my wife a cunt, I'm probably gonna be jacking off for a few weeks.
     
    #551 Revengeofthenerds, Apr 19, 2013
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    I prefer the word "cunt" over the word "penis". Fuck, what an awful word. Peeeeeenis. It just sounds so whiny.
     
    #552 Angel_1756, Apr 19, 2013
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    I don't understand people who hate that word. Maybe it's a British thing, but everything is a cunt. I burnt breakfast this morning-wasn't my fault, the toaster is a cunt. We all came from cunts (unless you're caesarian, in which case you're a non cunt kind of cunt, and I cant spell that word), so we are products of cunts. Crawl out, climb in. We all want the cunt, and most times, the cunt we want is attached to a cunt. Except when it's not. Then it's something else. But it will become a cunt. Cunty cunt cunt. Cunt.
     
    #553 Bob Trousers, Apr 19, 2013
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    Drinking neat scotchy scotch and listening to this song:


    While chanting "USA! USA! USA!" at the tv.

    ... I know it's meant as a joke but it's actually a really good song.
     
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    Oh Deer.



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    Just use mægþblæd, its the Old English/ Anglo Saxon pre 1066 name for vagina.
     
    #555 Sicnevol, Apr 19, 2013
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    Well this is cool...I now have something fun to do tomorrow. Ride around and help serve warrants.

    Seriously.

    No, I can't open my mouth or brandish a weapon, I just get to stand there and look menacing.
     
    #556 toytoy88, Apr 19, 2013
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    Of ALL the ways I expected your night to go down, that was probably last on my list of options.

    You never fail to surprise me.
     
    #557 Angel_1756, Apr 19, 2013
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    Can you do it drunk?
     
    #558 Revengeofthenerds, Apr 19, 2013
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    I wish.
     
    #559 toytoy88, Apr 19, 2013
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    Aw man. I went to the pool and now I have suction cup bruise rings around my eyes. This is lame.
     
    #560 bewildered, Apr 19, 2013
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