Trust me, my life never fails to surprise me. That's why I continue to open my eyes every morning, when it stops getting interesting the game's over.
Its funny, the thing I've learned about women is that they want a guy whos dopey, happy, and unassuming. AKA they don't want a guy who thinks too much. They want to over think things, not the guy. The best thing a guy can do is be Marshall like form HIMYM. Just pretend to be happy and simple and more often than not women will like you. Yes, women are like snowflakes, I know that, and not all women like that, but if people are honest that sentiment is more true than not.
I want pretty much the opposite of that. And also to start drinking. And then to sleep for about twenty hours and then wake up to get my hair did.
Oh good. I now have a group of loud hillbillies outside my door. I'm weighing the possible outcomes of interjecting myself into their noisy conversation and how it might work to entertain myself. I swear to God I just heard banjo music and them greeting some girl named Maybaline. This may prove to enticing for me to ignore.
Y'know how sometimes you learn how to make something or do something which, at first, seems totally awesome... and then over time you feel just a little bit of regret over that skill? Spoiler 2 tbsp flour 2 tsp unsweetened cocoa powder 2 tsp sugar 1/4 tsp baking powder Pinch of salt Mix ingredients together in a microwave-proof mug until well blended. Add: 1 tbsp oil 2 tbsp milk Mix until batter is smooth. Add either a tbsp of chocolate chips or a tbsp of peanut butter or a caramel candy right in the center (push it down and cover with batter). Microwave on high for 40-50 seconds. Let cool slightly, enjoy. Mug. Cake. I regret because it's so. damned. good.
No, it's like a backwater Weekend At Bernie's where everybody parties house-to-house, only people greet you by warmly breaking a chair over your back.
The guys with Down's Syndrome must be cleaning up. You need to keep learning more about women because the above is stupid.
Its probably overly simple yea, I agree with that. But seriously, its best not to over think things. But if its really that stupid, tell me who does better the guy who over thinks things or the guy who goes with the flow?
I know this WDT doesn't officially have a theme, but I like the boobie gif theme that appears to be emerging.
THERE. IS. NO. FORMULA. No offense because your not the darker of the "Todds" on this board, but you sound like you're ten seconds away from picking up Mystery's book. You use what you have. You pick up, high-five. You don't, it's pants down in front of the computer and the night ends the same way: smoking a cigarette, raiding the fridge and going to sleep.
I have this game I play where I creep on the Hasidic Jews in my neighborhood/on the train and try to imagine what they'd be like as non-Hasidic Jews, and for whatever reason it popped into my head just now to look up what Matisyahu looks like now that he cut his hair etc. He went from: to to I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating matzoh.
I have no idea. And we're probably thinking about two different things when you say "does better". Pick up chicks in a bar? Sure, you're right, he probably does. But "happy and simple" is about a half step above "moron". I don't know any women that want a moron in their life for any extended period. Maybe I don't know the right women.
I just went out and spoke with them. I honestly don't know if they were speaking English or Mississippi Mud Latin, but they seemed to understand what I said. Me? I just smiled and said "Y'all sho got dat rite" to everything they said. They now either think I'm a genius or a fucking moron. Maybaline is overweight and tooth challenged, but she makes up for it by sashaying around braless. It was like watching a cow that just had a calf trot across a field of alfalfa. The hillbillies are gathered around her like deer at a salt lick, and they were grunting like moose in rutting season afraid that I may move in. Wisely I told them "Y'all keep it down 10 licks and gonchere flacks" (Does that mean anything even in Hillbilly? I was just making shit up) They said "Good night" and I retreated to my room.