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4/12/2013 WDT

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Apr 12, 2013.

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  1. Revengeofthenerds

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    AMERICA!!!!



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    Okay, I'm a little high right now but did you say there's a woman there named Maybaline?

    That's pretty awesome. What's everybody else's name?
     
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    Jesus, I don't know.

    I'm guessing Rufus, Rufus Jr, Possum, and Tater bug.

    I'm horrible at names and I'm even worse at deciphering hillbilly. I used to be able to understand these folks, but all I hear now is jibberish.
     
    #583 toytoy88, Apr 20, 2013
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    Ok that's a story.

    What happened, when, where, and why?
     
    #584 Revengeofthenerds, Apr 20, 2013
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    I assume at least two are wearing belt buckles that English people would normally serve tea on.
     
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    Nah dude that's Texas. Got the wrong redneck state. I live in TX and my wife's family -- I don't claim them -- are what you'd call "extremist rednecks." Her cousins and crap are in highschool and they enter competitions where they build different types of trailers. (Wish I was joking, but I've seen pictures of it on facebook)

    Every family event I go to on her side, birthday parties, holidays, trench digging, whatever, everyone's all showing off their new belt buckles for fence building and cattle prodding and that kinda shit.

    And the whole time I'm standing there with my arms crossed and a smirk on my face, "Yeah, but you know what? At least I graduated college."
     
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    WHAT HAPPENED TO PEOPLE ENTERTAINING ME!!!

    ENTERTAIN ME DAMN YOU!!! I HAVE ADHD AND I AM DRUNK!!!! GOTTA KEEP ME OCCUPIED!!!
     
    #587 Revengeofthenerds, Apr 20, 2013
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    I have ADHD too. Pop an ADHD med and enjoy the next 6 hours while you're wide awake. That or drink more.
     
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    Driving through the American south, I have seen belt buckles that contain more metal than all four of my dead grandparents' hips. I know some are actually trophies for competitions, but when you wear one don't you feel like you should be walking around to Ric Flair's music?

    WHOOOOO!!!!!!
     
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    I'm guessing they might have an opinion about you too.
     
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    This sour apple pucker drink stuff is so sweet, I can almost feel the enamel melting off my teeth.
     
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    You know you're right. And their opinion probably involves the words "edjumacated" and "fancy shmancy."
     
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    Please tell me you are not drinking that straight. Way back when I was in middle school, I drank a bottle of that straight, because I thought it tasted good. I still have heartburn from it.

    HOWEVER, take a little of that, some butterscotch schnapps, and a little bourbon/scotch, and you have yourself one hell of a drink/shot (I prefer drink).
     
    #593 Revengeofthenerds, Apr 20, 2013
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    It's actually half butterscotch and half sour apple. Whiskey would probably improve the situation.
     
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    You are correct.

    The bourbon/scotch was my improvement. Gotta dilute it somehow.
     
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    I diluted it with sprite once, it was alright.
     
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    You're doing it wrong.

    Do it with whiskey/scotch/bourbon.

    Or that and club soda since you're a woman. But if you're a man... never club soda.
     
    #597 Revengeofthenerds, Apr 20, 2013
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    Unfortunately el husband doesn't like my whiskey breath so I am avoiding that tonight, because WHEN HE COMES HOME WATCHOUT
     
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    For a man, a woman with whiskey breath is awesome, and kinda sexy. I imagine it's similar to a woman meeting a gay guy who wants to go shoe shopping. "OMG! We like the same thing!!! Let's go do the same thing excessively together!!!!"
     
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    He's more into gin and tonics. Although, realizing that he thinks my breath is rank and then getting in his face and breathing really hard at him probably doesn't help my case.
     
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