I think I may have a bitter divorce with my dear gin in the near future..... I thought it wasn't just me.
A weekend of absolutely zero drinking and no going anywhere due to being on standby. I figured I'd use it to get ahead studying or something but...
Mother Nature is a fickle bitch. Two days ago, t-shirts and delicious convertible weather. Today? Motherfucking snow.
I just did some hair o' the dog shit and took two shots of vodka. I was hoping to get some yardwork done today, but the weather says otherwise. This is the third weekend in a row where I haven't been able to work outside, and I'm getting pissed. There's shit that needs to be done -- pulling up some stumps, ripping weeds up, tilling the front garden. I don't like working in the rain!
So, you claim to have ADHD but have no issue focusing for days on end when it comes to posting BREAKING news? BREAKING Wanna go to Ikea? I gotta get some picture frames and there's this great shawarma place just around the corner and I wanna try me some falafel.
Yup. One of the bartenders called out this week, SO I had to work last night until 5 a.m., and I'm opening at 11 a.m. today. I am fucking boom roasted. Holy shit, I'm too old for this nonsense.
Stupid snow ruining my plans. Also, fuck having to work at stag and does. Why this idea of a "lets get my friends and family to subsidize my wedding" party came to popularity, I'll never totally understand. Grr. Spoiler
Don't be hatin' on my bread and butter, woman!!! Honestly, it's just a simple excuse to get everybody together and get shitfaced where you don't pay nine bucks for a beer. And there's gambling. And drunken wrestling in the parking lot. Have you ever watched Caucasians dance when the floor isn't crowded? There's much to be had. Not to take away from what you originally said, it IS to help pay for a wedding in the end.
Chris McMillan of The Ritz bar in New Orleans begs to differ. Bitch. You ain't old, you're savvy. Learned. You should start breaking ice with a hammer and setting fruit rinds on fire.
I have a list of bars from around the world I promised to visit if I ever make it there. I made it to Floridita, Boeguita and the olde Red Lion in Kains, but there are others, like the Campbell Apartment The Long Bar at Raffles Hotel Absolut Ice bar Tokyo Bed Supperclub The NASA bar in Copenhagen Blue Bar in the Berkeley B018 Pat Club Bucharest ...to name a few