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4/12/2013 WDT

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Apr 12, 2013.

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  1. silway

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    I have no idea what the fuck is going on here, but I can't help but think "Why are you leaving the wings on the dock?! Is the boat so shitty it can't handle you bringing them the twelve feet onboard?"
     
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    Toucans aren't coming to my bird feeders because their bills are too big to fit in the little seed dispensing holes.
     
    #802 lhprop1, Apr 23, 2013
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    Famke is a princess. Like a "no one is to look me in the eye on set" kind of princess.
     
    #803 Angel_1756, Apr 23, 2013
  4. Rush-O-Matic

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    It's an homage to condors going extinct. That contributed to their extinction. Similar to other birds molting, condors would often leave their entire wings behind while feeding on the ground, making them vulnerable to predators, as they often did not have yachts handy to use for escape.
     
    #804 Rush-O-Matic, Apr 23, 2013
  5. Rush-O-Matic

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    She would love me then - I don't think I've looked at her eyes once.
     
    #805 Rush-O-Matic, Apr 23, 2013
  6. Juice

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    Natalya Simonova is the best girl in all bond movies:

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    For the next Bond I would like them to change it up with a wildcard or something. Maybe throw in Paula Poundstone?

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    #806 Juice, Apr 23, 2013
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    Didn't she get thrown in jail for molesting children?
     
    #807 Noland, Apr 23, 2013
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    No, 9/11 happened instead.
     
    #808 Kubla Kahn, Apr 23, 2013
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    Checked out at the grocery store last night with a Happy Birthday Grandma card, a dozen yellow roses and a 12 pack of Her Pleasure condoms. Whoops.
     
    #809 JPrue, Apr 23, 2013
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    Your grandma must really like you.
     
    #810 toddamus, Apr 23, 2013
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    Grandpa doesn't, though.
     
    #811 bewildered, Apr 23, 2013
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    Talk about a breach of etiquette.

    You get red roses, not yellow, for chicks you are banging.

    A little courtesy goes a long way.
     
    #812 The Village Idiot, Apr 23, 2013
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    I don't think Grandma minds, she's probably just happy to get a little attention.
     
    #813 toddamus, Apr 23, 2013
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    Grandmama always gets attention. Even got a guest spot on Family Matters.
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    #814 gamecocks, Apr 23, 2013
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    Because I would like to get away from the distrubing grandmother fucking conversation and because I am genuinely curious, do the Her Pleasure condoms make any appreciable difference to her pleasure?
     
    #815 Noland, Apr 23, 2013
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    I think it's pleasurable to her, when she laughs and says to herself, "Oh, isn't that cute - he cares about my needs." And, then rolls her eyes.
     
    #816 Rush-O-Matic, Apr 23, 2013
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    I hear they have to be conscious to appreciate it, so what's the point?
     
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    Actually, I'm surprised nobody said, "I'll ask your mom later." Or, Parker's mom. Or whoever's mom always gets joked about. Crap. Maybe it's 'sack's wife.
     
    #818 Rush-O-Matic, Apr 23, 2013
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    Ill ask Rush-O-Matic's mom later.
     
    #819 Juice, Apr 23, 2013
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    I just had sex for 4 days straight, few breaks, and I could no be happier. The air smells fresher, music sounds richer, food tastes foodier, lights are brighter...ah...life is great. I miss anything children?
     
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