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4/12/2013 WDT

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Apr 12, 2013.

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  1. Danger Boy

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    Sure, I'll put the toilet seat down, but you better put that fucker back up when you're done with it.

    I've never been able to understand how someone could sit down somewhere, especially on a fucking toilet, without first looking down at it. Isn't that kind of an instinct? There are women I know who have pretty much fell in because of this, and then they complain like it isn't their fault that they can't pay the fuck attention.
     
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    I am in agreement with Frank. I put the toilet seat down in my house always. It is what seperates my bathroom from a public facility. I do not give one whit about whether a seat is up or down in a public bathroom, but I do not want anyone going into my bathroom and having to stare at an open bowl. It is what seperates us from third world countries damnit.
     
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    That's pretty much the collective frustration.
     
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    Tom88 vs. Crown Royal in an internet rant competition. Who takes it?

    Crown's colourful hyperboles are as impressive as his expert grasp of the various text tools, but I think Tom closes the gap with sheer unfiltered fury. Thoughts?
     
  5. Crown Royal

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    He's a military man. I was raised on a sarcasm farm.
     
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    You mean like him when Community is cancelled in two weeks?

    Don't besmirch yung humma, patna.

     
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    Best advice in the thread.
    Dog is super gentle, but highly active. And...I'm hoping he eventually decides to give up on the cats.
     
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    If it was her you wouldn't need the condoms in the first place.
     
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    Shoot in a between the dogs and the cats, my money is on the cats. They have claws and the ability to climb places that the dogs can't. My husband always worried about introducing our two dogs (when we got them) to our already existing two cats and I just figured a well timed swipe across the nose would teach them who the real boss of the house was.
     
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    We've had a run in already, he got the cat by the tail, and the cat...well. My sons tried to pull the cat off him and the cat wound up putting my boys through the ringer. Scratches and bites all UP their arms.
    I'm pretty sure Lulu would fuck Duke up nine ways to Sunday, but I don't want to find out.
     
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    ....you named your cat after your booty shorts?
     
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    So, this is middle aged woman #3 in the last two weeks to inquire about my single status. I wouldn't mind so much if they were actually curious for their own sake, not for the sake of being inquiring busybodies. The one tonight was particularly obnoxious. She asked because she said she had two daughters, only to later reveal one of them was single and the other one was "kind of an aspie" and I wouldn't like her. Yeah, you're really selling your offspring there, lady, I hope they don't take after you.
     
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    No no. He's named after Butters.
    As in "lululu I like apples..."

    Plus when we got him they told us he was a girl.
     
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    Oh Chael, you are just precious.
     
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  15. Crown Royal

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    Even if his fight career tanks, he'll have a hundred offers as a personality (or stand-up comic). It's hard to be a likeable douche and he pulls it off effortlessly.
     
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    <a class="postlink" href="http://secretlaboratory.org/?p=7248" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://secretlaboratory.org/?p=7248</a>

    This is an honest attempt to explain why Predator is the greatest movie ever. It's awesome.
     
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    You know, people bitch about how the magic is gone now that Harmon was fired/left/was kidnapped, but I bet if his leaving had somehow been kept a secret noone would notice. I think the episodes so far have been pretty good, sans the puppet episode and how it seems they're being just a tiny bit more sappy.
     
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    That's been my opinion as well. Community is a good show that has 2-3 amazing episodes a season. The only difference so far with this season is that we haven't had one of those amazing episodes yet. It'll be interesting to see if they can make one without Harmon, because him constantly giving the network the finger and doing what he wanted was probably a big factor in creating those streets ahead episodes.
     
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    Him being articulate and likeable aside (which I agree he comes off as), fuck this guy.

    I don't care how much you smile, him asking to touch her hair was fucked up on like five levels.
     
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    Oh great, there is a union protest with megaphones outside my office window. Should be a FANTASTIC fucking morning. I can't wait for the construction noise from the floor above joins in around 11.
     
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