4/12/2013 WDT

First of all I hate you. Second of all I think that is exactly Chael's thing. He doesn't want a lasting career fighting. One where he has fought arguably the two PFP best fighters on earth and can speak about those experience ad nauseum for all time? Done. Commentator. In fact, I hope he does and just replaces that cunt Jon Anik. That fuck is number one on my list for people I want to die in a sea of AIDS.

 

I'm waisting a perfectly good weekend studying for finals..sober. In two weeks I'm going on a bender...for the summer.

 

From 3:00 to 3:30 is the greatest 30 seconds recorded on public television.

 

That made my penis move

 

Yeah I'm high and drunk


I'm gonna go in the woods out back and punch a coywolf, without even drinkin a redbull.

 

I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to have her grind her ass on me like she does in that video.

 

YOU ALL GONNA DIE IN THERE!!!!

 

For you vodka people out there... New Amsterdam Vodka is pretty decent, and around my neck of the woods it's $21 for a 1.75L bottle. Not too shabby.

 

Yeah, but is she singing live? I don't think so.

What? That's important, right?

Whatever, I'm in a crappy mood because I lost $30 worth of allergy medicine. Plus, I'm sucking up the joint in my Words with Friends game. And I'm stressing about a big meeting tomorrow.

Yes, I know, very exciting.

 

That video was underwhelming. I see sexier dancing than that every time I go out. BOOO

Speaking of going out, my stupid friend picked an expensive bar for her stupid birthday party. I was all "Fine, I have this huge thing of duty free gin from my trip to Montreal. I'll just pregame with my cat like a boss." But I think I might have accidentally gotten too drunk to be meeting up with sober people arriving from a nice dinner. No regrets. Never forget.

 

Yeah, but you don't see an ass like that dancing every time you go out.

 

OH MY GOD HOW COULD YOU POST A YOUTUBE VIDEO IN THIS THREAD YOU'RE HISTORY'S GREATEST MONSTER

I feel like this is one of the pitfalls of growing up, like having to make your own hot chocolate after playing out in the snow. It hasn't happened to me directly, but I did accompany a friend to what described as "my friend's girlfriend's birthday party" and it wound up being something like 30 people who all went out to eat a rather expensive dinner at a rather fancy restaurant (fortunately, I arrived as the meal was ending). I had read articles about this phenomenon, but had never experienced it. And a good chunk of these people were students still finishing school and under a mountain of debt. And... you're going to expect people to drop a significant amount of change on dinner when they're seated 10 metres from you? Few people live in places where we can host parties for lots of people, especially in the downtown core of large cities, but fuck, lady, there's no point having a "birthday dinner" at an expensive restaurant when you're seated too far to have a conversation with 80 % of the attendees.

 

How much does a bottle of Tito's or Svedka cost in your area. Then I will know what it will cost in fucking price floor on liquor CT.

 

Svedka costs around 14 bucks a bottle here, it's cheap shit. Handle of Titos runs about 30-40.

 

Svedka costs a minimum $23 in CT, you can't sell it for less.

 

Glad I don't live there then, fuck that noise.

 

I just have to look in the mirror.

Just kidding!!

I did, however, buy some booty shorts today. I volunteered to model them for my husband. He said, wait, I want to make sure I get this right, "Nah, that's okay."

I've been married too long.

 

This is the saddest thing I've ever read on here not involving Hooker's husband.