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4/17/15 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Apr 17, 2015.

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  1. xrayvision

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    I take offense to the radiology comment.

    And is that a picture of prison mouth rape?
     
    #121 xrayvision, Apr 23, 2015
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    How many times do you have to tell people not to chew more than one stick of 5 Gum at a time?
     
    #122 CharlesJohnson, Apr 23, 2015
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    Okay, fine, oncology is a bore, whatever.

    That picture is botfly gone way, way bad. Google image search didn't let me down.
     
    #123 ghettoastronaut, Apr 23, 2015
  4. TX.

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    I need to gouge my eyes out after that. And I've seen some shit.
     
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    [​IMG]
     
    #125 Nettdata, Apr 23, 2015
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    TIL this morning on the radio - it is technically possible to get pregnant from anal sex. The DJ, trying not to break any FCC rules, explained it like those fish that can walk across land from one body of water to another. The "land" being the perineum.
     
    #126 Currer Bell, Apr 24, 2015
  7. Rush-O-Matic

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    Lol, perineum. Internet slang is funny. The correct term, of course, is "taint."

    Seriously, though, as I evolve, my sperm may sprout legs, or even fins? That's awesome.
     
    #127 Rush-O-Matic, Apr 24, 2015
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    Until it tries to crawl back home, then...not so awesome.
     
    #128 toytoy88, Apr 24, 2015
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    My guess is that it has more to do with poor hygiene, gravity, and a chemotherapy relaxed asshole than it is sperm sprouting legs.
     
    #129 Kubla Kahn, Apr 24, 2015
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    I don't know, man. Sperm seem capable of doing ANYTHING, Even knocking up Tori Spelling. It knows no bounds.
     
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  11. TX.

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    Damn. There goes thousands of Catholic chicks' virginities.
     
    #131 TX., Apr 24, 2015
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    This is true. Well, some of it. But, we need to nip the distribution of this information in the bud. Nip it. Because, on behalf of all the high school guys who are able to convince their girlfriends to do anal (and give blowjobs) that it can't possibly lead to pregnancy, I don't want that become widespread knowledge. Ha, widespread.
     
    #132 Rush-O-Matic, Apr 24, 2015
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    So what you are saying it is imperative for a chick to crab walk over her best friend's chest and poop the sperm on her tits while you watch and smoke a cigar. I'm reading this right. Gotcha.

    Light the signal fires! We must warn Rohan.

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    #133 CharlesJohnson, Apr 24, 2015
  14. Rush-O-Matic

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    Uh, yeah, thanks there, Captain Obvious. Sheesh.
     
    #134 Rush-O-Matic, Apr 24, 2015
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    Brittney Griner was arrested yesterday for trying to get the Glory hole, I wonder who came to Baylor out.
     
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    Who?
     
    #136 Rush-O-Matic, Apr 24, 2015
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    Oh, now you are telling me you are not a WNBA fan?
     
    #137 dewercs, Apr 24, 2015
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    Coach always told her to go to the hole...
     
    #138 Now Slappy, Apr 24, 2015
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    The what?
     
    #139 Rush-O-Matic, Apr 24, 2015
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    I am sorry, equine racing.
     
    #140 dewercs, Apr 24, 2015
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