Dude... the vast majority of online players are under 14 and have aggressively fucked your mom. That guys is tame compared to a lot of them.
Well, I've seen plenty of people lose their shit in immature ways in their living rooms but that shit above is hilarious, especially watching the reactions of the guys in the background. That's tame? I want to staple his tongue to his chin with a pneumatic.
I think I need to get help with my drinking. I fully intended to drink tonight and didn't. I'm pretty upset at myself and now I'm dozing off.
Or, not. Because that stuff tastes like old buttcheeks. I clean my barber combs with it, which I use to grease up before the rumble with the Socs.
I haven't played online in a long while, it's been two Call of Duties at least, it got old as a grown ass man having to shit talk to fucking 12 year olds. Sony had their shit on lock as I can remember. I was banned for a week from the Socom 4 servers for calling someone a faggot during a match. I called customer support because there was no real explanation as to why I couldn't get online. It was oddly embarrassing having a live person tell me the day and time of the match and the word I used. He couldn't, or wouldn't, help me out so I just admitted defeat and didn't go online. Socom 4 sucked faggot penis anyway.
Don't know if it's true, but growing up the rumor was that if you put the clear Miller High Life bottles in a stream for a few hours, the beer inside would turn from amber colored to water clear. I put many a bottle in streams to keep them cool, but they never lasted the few hours needed to test this theory.
Why would anyone drink a High Life on purpose? I'd rather drink Maister Brau or Beast. Also, drinking Bourbon up instead of on the rocks? Why am I just now doing this? Much better. On the AE.com website home screen - Watch her feet - she's doing a magical sideways moonwalk. What's up with that?
Why would you be on the ae.com website? I'd rather be on aeropostale.com or even holisterco.com. Much better. I drink High Life when I need ot be able to drink 20 of something for under $20 and not be so bloated I can't walk.
One perfect rock. That's all I want in bourbon. If you think it is watered down, drink it faster. It killed me going to a bar and asking for bourbon on the rocks then they bring back a snowcone on top of my booze. Those tiny shitty little wedges of ice are terrible. They melt instantly. So I get it neat at bars. Sierra Nevada Torpedo IPA. Not bad. Someone left it here. Come to think of it this is the best ever free IPA. I highly recommend free beer. If you can get it, it is the best. I once left a Steel Reserve tall boy in my friend's fridge. I was at his house a month ago and the can is still there...from 3 years prior. He's moved at least once, but he still has that can in his fridge like a reverse arm and hammer box. Whatever the baking soda does, I am confident aged Steel Reserve does the opposite. DEUCE ELEVEN.
I am not young enough or cool enough to shop at AE or either of those you named for me. But, somebody I know likes the lingerie at aerie, so I was browsing.