Did you know that if two dudes touch tips and one pulls his foreskin over the other, it's called 'docking'? Well, now you do.
Mother Love Bone is Half of Pearl Jam before Eddie Vedder joined them, their lead singer is dead. With Chris Cornell, they formed Temple Of The Dog. Seattle grunge pioneers along with Mudhoney, but Neil Young is the largest influence on the grunge scene. That IS a transition song from 80's to 90's if there ever was one.
I can respect most all of the political spectrum. Some views are flawed, but have talking points. Any and all Sarah Palin supporters are a bunch of mouth breathers that have zero insight. *Doesnt violate no politics rule as she's a con artist, not a politician
Okay, see, I thought 'docking' was when one man stretches his urethra out and then lets another man insert his erection into said stretched out urethra. I also thought what you described was called 'sharing turtlenecks.' God, I'm so fucking old. I can't even keep up with these things anymore.
Holy shit, I thought you died... And I'm pretty sure sharing turtlenecks is only if both are uncircumcised. If one is and one isn't I've always heard of it called the "docking station".
It's not like it's the stick shift car. Geez. How pissed would any of you guys be if you had to pick your wife up from the Y because she was a wee bit tipsy? Also, how much would that embarrass my daughter? I might need to rethink this. Dammit! There are two drinks I want to try. The Back Porch lemonade and the Dirty Bitch Martini. I don't think I've ever had a martini. They also don't serve food so it's BYOF. We also aren't allowed to feed the dog. Dicks sure are stretchy. Stretchy dicks. That's making me laugh.
He has to be the only 400 pound man on earth who smokes crack. How the hell is that possible? You do a couple lines of coke and you won't eat for eight hours. This fat fuck smokes a drug that generally turns its users into reanimated corpses and he looks like he eats Crisco-- using his bare hand as a steam shovel scoop-- right out of the Costco-size tub.
How is that guy STILL Mayor? I mean does Canada not have the same "detriment to the game" clause the NBA does? Sterling will be out of cushy basketball ownership gig before this guy is out of office.
This needs to be remedied. 1.5 oz gin 1.5 oz dry vermouth chilled martini glass. Fuck it, use any glass, but chill it first. toothpick with preferred number of olives. Or just throw them in there, IDGAF If you have a martini shaker, that is of course preferred, but whatever works to chill the fuck out of it - throw it in a pitcher with ice and stir it around and strain it into the glass if that's what it takes. This is your first martini, doesn't have to be perfect. I like to squeeze in a wedge of lime in before I commence to shaking, but that is my thing. Do it. And the best way to enjoy it is while watching something bitchin. Like a James Bond movie. Whatever makes you go "Fuck yeah." I guess I know what I'm about to have.
It may be only a coincidence, but Canada has an army of assholes running cities across the country. My city's mayor is on trial right now and has been busted by the Ombudsman for having illegal meetings. Montreal and Laval..... FUCK just type "Bad Canadian mayors" into your search engine and it will rain gold. City elections are this fall. I was hoping to hear some scorn but its bleeding heart "At least he's admitted he has a problem!!" Fuck yourselves. We all knew he had a problem while he was running the biggest city in the country.. I hope he dies. Irresponsible, two-faced lying embarrassment sack of shit. He's not even funny anymore, he just takes up fucking space. This totally blew out the high-speed rail announcement too.
I like the cut of your jib. I had a Hendricks martini last night. Dry. 2 oz Hendricks .5 oz Dry Vermouth Shake it over ice so the ice cubes splinter against each other and incorporate into the liquor, lessening its bite. Stirring a martini does not make it cold enough, or shatter the ice like fresh sleet. Strain it into an ice cold glass with cucumber slices. My bartender actually used a melon baller. Very classy. First time in a long time I got compliments for my drink.
Goddamn. This Wild-Avs series has been too much for me. If I keep watching now into overtime, I'm either going to be completely relieved or utterly despondent. I don't know if I can handle playoff hockey. Edit: Elated! Maybe this playoff hockey thing isn't so bad after all...
I thought Minni would win, but I didn't think it'd be a 5-4 shootout. I'm looking forward to them playing Chicago. It just seems right somehow. Also LA vs. Anaheim is going to be a beast of the series. Then you have the east. Rangers vs. Penguins and Bruins vs Habs, both vey meh series. Why is it whenver Daryl Sutter speaks it seems like he's having a stroke?
This is my new favourite thing ever. So many gems in here that I never recognized by name, but every time I listen to it it's like coming home. You're welcome. Spoiler