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4/25/14 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Apr 25, 2014.

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  1. Angel_1756

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    I don't drink straight spirits, but I knew a guy in high school who spent a night alternating shots of fireball and gin because he said the cinnamon and pine flavours reminded him of Christmas. It was a messy cleanup.
     
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    El husband loves gin, he says the same about it tasting like Christmas. I think that stuff is awful though. I even bought some bombay sapphire after the recommendation on a booze thread here and it was just awful. I can do just about any hard liquor except gin.
     
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    Fuck any and all bartenders who harbor that sense of entitlement. That "asshole" ordering those drinks? He's paying your fucking paycheck. Same shit applies for cooks, or anyone else who has issues with requests. Either deal with it like an adult, or shut yer fuckin' piehole.

    Jesus christ, it makes my damn blood boil when I hear that shit.
     
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    I just sent this to a bunch of my friends. Does this make me an ass wipe?

    I remember this one from the old board:

     
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    Gin mixed with Fresca or any sparkling citrus drink. THe citrus taste masks the nasty gin taste.
     
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    But why the need for masking? Why can't we just all drink things that we love? Things that taste great? Things that make me go yipeadoodah?
     
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    ::Kicks in the wall Kool-Aid man style::

    DID ONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS SAY "GIN???"
     

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    Bartenders having a high-and-mighty complex is pretty insane, but there are plenty of bartenders who fortunately don't. This does not apply to club promoters. If you want to talk the different jobs of The Industry, they are Bottom. The douche of douches, and a lot more often than not.
     
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    True enough. Just remember my tip if you're ever stuck with only gin and want to get drunk. Other than that, stick to what ya like.


    Mmmmmm screech and diet coke....
     
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    In a related matter, having some Tom Collins and depressingly awaiting the Pacers eventual collapse. Heads will fucking roll over there if they don't get past the first round.
     
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    I love gin, it doesn't make me think of pine. But then again, cilantro doesn't make me think of soap.

    Tequila is the one that tastes nasty to me. Even the expensive stuff.
     
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    tequila actually kinda tastes good to me when paired with sour limes. I just can't with the gin though, not in any costume.

    Mmmm BBQ pulled pork. Fuck me in the mouth.
     
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    "Don;t complain to me when you're throwing up all over the place."

    Whateverrrrr
     
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    God, I love it when you talk dirty. Let's smush boobs.
     
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    No one? No one at all? Ok then...::goes back to Tom Collins::
     
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    This is already the hottest shit in the history of this board.
     
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    Goddamnit, all the candy is gone out of the easter basket. All that is left is some gum. This banana will have to do, pig. That;klkk do.
     
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    First your talking about touching boobs now this? I think we need to do more science experiments.

    Don't forget to eat and drink plenty of water though, those are part of the bet too.
     
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    el husband was like "so....are they paying fort the nasrty booze for this bet?" I was like nah man.

    I'm an uidiot. i guess im in the right place?
     
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    Remember, the angry orchard was your suggestion. If I were you I would've drank something like Stella.
     
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