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4/25/14 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Apr 25, 2014.

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  1. katokoch

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    I bet it's good but haven't had any yet. Crown you can shoot them or dangle a (long) stick out in front of them and axing their heads off after they grab it.

    That would not be a fair fight, the mean sumbitch would take a finger off before you could think about sticking it. Their necks are practically as long as their shells, they've got some range. You could say they're some of the assholes of the animal kingdom.

     
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  2. Crown Royal

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    I don't mess with snappers. Sometimes you see one crossing a street, I just shove a stick in his mouth and when he clamps I drag it off the road. But yeah, they have serpent necks and just are best not messed with.
     
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    Bewildered is the new Schrodinger.
     
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    I agree about this place needing some maintenance. Kojak and NettData should have given that task to someone else if they thought they were going to disappear due to being busy with other things - it wouldn't have been that difficult to do, right? If this board does close or move, I'm sure at least 50% of the regular posters wouldn't want me on the new board (I know of at least one Mod who doesn't) so i have mixed feelings as to whether I'd move or not. Then again, I hardly post anymore so it's more likely that no-one gives a shit.

    We don't get snapping turtles here. Instead, we get vervet monkeys, who are known carriers of rabies. Fun times. At least the turtle moves fairly slowly (not its snapping motion, but moving on its flippers), right?
     
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    What baked good best matches the sentiment of "fuck you guys, I quit"? Donuts, muffins or cookies?
     
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    All three, baked with laxatives.
     
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    Oatmeal raisin cookies that you tell them are actually chocolate chip cookies.
     
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    The level of fucked up here is off the charts.
     
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    I need very badly to take a nervous dump and el husband is in there dumping. WE NEED TWO BATHROOMS. Right now. I am about to shit my pants.
     
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    I like to buy a bowel

    I don't know why anybody talks about this place possibly dying off, with this kind of content. Gold.
     
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    Use the trash can. Never mind the kittens.
     
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    Would you even believe that those motherfuckin kittens got out last night! I even had a towel draped over the top of the can. Luckily I found them pretty fast huddled in the corner of the room behind the book shelf but if they had snuck under the door we would have been in big trouble. I'm pretty sure my dog would have found them long before me.
     
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    Well at least she could use them for toilet paper if all of it is in the bathroom.
     
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    Oh shit!

    Can't you read?

    Trash can + towel = why do you need two bathrooms?
     
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    I'd be more concerned about the annoying dropped calls and connection loss on Skype. I had a Skype interview about a month ago and it ended up being a phone interview after the 3rd time we lost the connection. And my internet is fantastic.

    And keep the dog locked up or sedated.
     
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    Re: Oh shit!

    My goal in life is to find a plumber who uses this as his tagline.
     
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    Yep, I have the can o' kittens and the dog locked up in our bedroom on the other side of the house and the door to this room is closed as well. Buddy's pretty chill and doesn't make noise but those kittens meow like it's going out of style.

    I'm also glad to hear that skype interviews are sort of normal. I was a little skeeved out at first. Due to the nature of the job it makes sense but it is still a little strange to me.
     
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    Poop in tandem. Like you're riding him. It will be the most intimate moment of either of your lives. It will be like looking directly into his soul.

    I mean, look how well it worked for Juicy's relationship. She's engaged to him now.

    A towel? They're not parakeets. They're not going to sleep because you put a towel over the cage at 4 pm. "Oh, shit, it's dark, better go to sleep." I threw a towel over a friend's cat and it spun around in a circle until it fell off the bed. Exact opposite of sleep.
     
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    I put a towel over the can so that they wouldn't get out, but that failed. They've got pogo sticks for legs!
     
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    You don't even have to wear pants for them. So you are already half-way prepared in case you have to take one of your shits that you have told us so much about lately.

    Business up top, party down below.
     
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