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4/25/14 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Apr 25, 2014.

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  1. Angel_1756

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    Bewildered - perch yourself on your kitten can, drop trow, grab your laptop and strategically employ the mute button to afford yourself the luxury of shitting DURING your interview. Then mention it as evidence of your ability to multitask.
     
    #141 Angel_1756, Apr 28, 2014
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    Re: Oh shit!

    Well hell, when you walk into a men's washroom you see both sinks AND urinals. Explain to me why a guy needs both.
     
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    Re: Oh shit!

    Splashback?
     
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    Impress them with your ability to keep a straight face.
     
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    Angel, I was just looking at a friend's food blog and saw that she posted about macaroons last week. She had a couple of tips for making sure they come out okay. I don't know if you had done these things or not, but figured I'd share with you in case you ever want to try again.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://ibakeforattention.blogspot.co.uk/2014/04/hazelnut-and-salted-caramel-macaroons.html#more" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://ibakeforattention.blogspot.co.uk ... .html#more</a>
     
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    Don't the kittens have a litter box? Use that.
     
    #146 Noland, Apr 28, 2014
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    That's not a banjo on my knee

    Doesn't 'wildered live in Alabama now? I think the real impressive take-away here is that she's even got indoor plumbling.
     
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    I'm not keeping the damned things. I do not own cat accessories. I'm taking them to the no kill shelter in a few minutes. There are so many stray/feral cats in that one location that I hate to see more get created. They are young enough to be adopted as a pet by somebody.
     
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    Oh Jesus. You guys can poop when there's someone else around?
    I can't poop if I hear noise.
     
    #149 shimmered, Apr 28, 2014
  10. bewildered

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    Oh definitely, pooping just happens. I eat a lot of fiber and drink lots of water so when it is time to go, I hit it fast and hard. I think I poop faster than I pee. Ain't no kinda distraction in the world that can keep those turds from hitting the bowl once I've made contact.
     
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  11. shimmered

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    Nope.
    One of the requirements for our house was that it be a two bathroom...the boys share one and The Husband and I share one.


    But if he talks to me from outside the door - the deal is off. It's a no go. I can't do it.
     
    #151 shimmered, Apr 28, 2014
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    Cats and dogs, living together, MASS HYSTERIA:

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    #152 CharlesJohnson, Apr 28, 2014
  13. bewildered

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    Maybe that's el husband's problem. I'll stand in the doorway a couple feet away from him while he's on the toilet and he gets visibly uncomfortable. BUT SOMETIMES THE THINGS I SAY ARE REALLY IMPORTANT. Doesn't he know that? Jeezy petes.
     
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    I'd go with the doggy turds you made yesterday.
     
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    YOU CAN SEE HIM?





    HE CAN SEE YOU????
     
    #155 shimmered, Apr 28, 2014
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    ....Yes? Probably because we both have eyeballs, I think. It's a small bathroom.
     
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    I would lock your ass out and probably bonk you on the head with something before I did it so I could poop in peace, woman. You can't just walk in on someone while they're pooping. You can't BE there.
     
    #157 shimmered, Apr 28, 2014
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    Look, I needed my hair straightener and he was closer than me! What, do you want me to brush by his naked knees in search of my beauty appliances? That seems weirder.
     
    #158 bewildered, Apr 28, 2014
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    I'm sorry. Mind is blown. You're in...the bathroom...while he's pooping...and everyone is okay with this?





    I must have serious, severe, real intimacy issues. Because I'm not going NEAR the bathroom while Husband is pooping and he needs to leave me alone and let me poop and play candy crush in peace when it's my turn to go potty. Nope. That is PRIVATE TIME.
     
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    Ok, I get the whole not being watched while pooping thing. But a person can't even be aware that pooping is going on? Like, I'm sitting on the couch watching tv and you go take a shit in another room, and thats still too much? Even with a husband or wife? I don't really get this.
     
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