Bewildered - perch yourself on your kitten can, drop trow, grab your laptop and strategically employ the mute button to afford yourself the luxury of shitting DURING your interview. Then mention it as evidence of your ability to multitask.
Re: Oh shit! Well hell, when you walk into a men's washroom you see both sinks AND urinals. Explain to me why a guy needs both.
Angel, I was just looking at a friend's food blog and saw that she posted about macaroons last week. She had a couple of tips for making sure they come out okay. I don't know if you had done these things or not, but figured I'd share with you in case you ever want to try again. <a class="postlink" href="http://ibakeforattention.blogspot.co.uk/2014/04/hazelnut-and-salted-caramel-macaroons.html#more" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://ibakeforattention.blogspot.co.uk ... .html#more</a>
That's not a banjo on my knee Doesn't 'wildered live in Alabama now? I think the real impressive take-away here is that she's even got indoor plumbling.
I'm not keeping the damned things. I do not own cat accessories. I'm taking them to the no kill shelter in a few minutes. There are so many stray/feral cats in that one location that I hate to see more get created. They are young enough to be adopted as a pet by somebody.
Oh definitely, pooping just happens. I eat a lot of fiber and drink lots of water so when it is time to go, I hit it fast and hard. I think I poop faster than I pee. Ain't no kinda distraction in the world that can keep those turds from hitting the bowl once I've made contact.
Nope. One of the requirements for our house was that it be a two bathroom...the boys share one and The Husband and I share one. But if he talks to me from outside the door - the deal is off. It's a no go. I can't do it.
Maybe that's el husband's problem. I'll stand in the doorway a couple feet away from him while he's on the toilet and he gets visibly uncomfortable. BUT SOMETIMES THE THINGS I SAY ARE REALLY IMPORTANT. Doesn't he know that? Jeezy petes.
I would lock your ass out and probably bonk you on the head with something before I did it so I could poop in peace, woman. You can't just walk in on someone while they're pooping. You can't BE there.
Look, I needed my hair straightener and he was closer than me! What, do you want me to brush by his naked knees in search of my beauty appliances? That seems weirder.
I'm sorry. Mind is blown. You're in...the bathroom...while he's pooping...and everyone is okay with this? I must have serious, severe, real intimacy issues. Because I'm not going NEAR the bathroom while Husband is pooping and he needs to leave me alone and let me poop and play candy crush in peace when it's my turn to go potty. Nope. That is PRIVATE TIME.
Ok, I get the whole not being watched while pooping thing. But a person can't even be aware that pooping is going on? Like, I'm sitting on the couch watching tv and you go take a shit in another room, and thats still too much? Even with a husband or wife? I don't really get this.