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4/28/17 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Apr 28, 2017.

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    The women weren't at the proper PSI.
     
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    A whole different kind of inflate-gate.

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    I wonder if anyone here finds that sexy
     
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    My first immediate thought was "Oh my god, they've all been attacked by bees!"
     
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    I'm at a Tom Petty concert with Joe Walsh opening. The show hasn't started yet but it seems Joe is hanging out in the lawn with us.
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    #45 xrayvision, Apr 29, 2017
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    And I wonder if any of them DON'T work in the sex industry.
     
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    I'm confused. Is this the police line up for a clever basketball smuggling ring?
     
    #47 toytoy88, Apr 29, 2017
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    El Chapo: Damnit, they're onto us! Quick, hide the basketball-shaped cocaine kilos in the future cat-ladies!

    Minions: Yes, sir!
     
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    I went to the store earlier today to buy toilet paper and came home with a steak and a box of wine. I don't have any toilet paper. I need toilet paper.
     
    #49 Clutch, Apr 29, 2017
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    What sort of paper is the wine box made out of? And dd the steak come wrapped in paper or plastic?
     
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    Cardboard, styrofoam, and cellophane. I may or may not be throwing away a washcloth tomorrow.

    Spoiler Alert: I'm throwing it away.
     
    #51 Clutch, Apr 29, 2017
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    Not to mention I'm sure he has curtains, bedding, or at the very least carpet he can scoot across.
     
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  13. Rush-O-Matic

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    Also, "Dude, I REALLY need to take the Browns to the Super Bowl, can you give* me some toilet paper?" is a great way to meet neighbors.

    *It's important not to ask to borrow toilet paper.
     
    #53 Rush-O-Matic, Apr 29, 2017
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    I am perfectly willing to give it back when I'm done. I'm not here to judge what gets people off.
     
    #54 Clutch, Apr 29, 2017
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    We all have our ideals. Mine is pretty simple.

    Minus the crime scene tape, I would love to have this house on my land. It's got a nice sittin' porch and large enough for just me.

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    #55 toytoy88, Apr 29, 2017
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    I saw the picture before reading the text and assumed your roommate finally snapped.
     
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    Riiiiiiight.......like we're going to buy that this isn't a photo of one of YOUR actual past homes. *rolls eyes and smirks* You say sittin' porch but you mean shootin' porch.

    My porch is an elevated concrete sarcophagus that is both the right height and distance from the sidewalk to get a Jehovah's Witness with the garden hose just they step on the property. You wouldn't even have to stand up.
     
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    Man I spent all fucking day fixing my car door latch only to have the manual door lock doohickie fall out of it's holder, after a few hours of frustration I decided I'd just go without a passenger side operating rod, it's fucking electronic anyway.
     
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    Worst Beach Boys song ever.
     
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    That house looks like its built of Katrina debris and depression.
     
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