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4/28/17 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Apr 28, 2017.

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  1. Revengeofthenerds

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    Why do you remind me of the female singer in this?

     
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    I used to hook up with her in college.
     
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    My world is blown.
     
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    I just realized I got too excited to share that and forgot to say that we don't really look anything alike, but we look enough alike that that was a weirdly good guess based on that random collection of ethnicities.
     
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    You're her don't lie.

    SING FOR US MOTHERFUCKER!!!
     
  6. Revengeofthenerds

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    This morning I told my wife "may the fourth be with you." And she gave me that blank stare like she didn't understand what I was saying. Turns out, she's never seen star wars.

    Not sure which is more disturbing: that my wife has never seen Star Wars (because according to her "it just looks stupid"), or that we've been married 7 years and I'm just now learning she hasn't seen star wars.
     
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    The latter.
     
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    Maybe you forgot she never saw Star Wars...because, you know, concussions and stuff.
     
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    Speaking of concussions, guess who got another one??? Just went to burn off some trash in the pit, stupid branch got in my way. The main issue is that I don't have any ability to balance really. August 9 is 10 years, and my brain still doesn't know which way is up. So I loose my footing sometimes and fall into stuff. Occasionally, that "stuff" gives me a concussion. There's a few hours of today I don't remember. Far as my wife and I are concerned, each day I live is another day I'm not supposed to live so fuck it, why worry about tomorrow when I'm still ticking!
     
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    I thought we went over this.
     
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    Yeah, but it's not like he would remember.
     
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    Funny and true.
     
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    Isn't it fun to think that you care more about his survival than he does?

    Fuck it. I'm guessing RotN is dead by January 2019. Takers? I'll put in $50 (CAD).
     
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    ...because she's told you that 18 time before but you've forgotten so she wonders why she even tries...

    This would be like beating a dead horse except for the fact that you have no memory so it's fresh every time.
     
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    Oh well, ToyToy has a crazy roommate, RoTN has TBI

    in other news...I haven't changed much either

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    So ok, this is funny, but I guess indicative. I literally do not remember posting anything about "she gave me that blank stare." I can only figure from context, and knowing my wife, that you are quoting something I said about my wife. But you quoted it and you're not a liar so I'm sure I wrote some story about her a few pages back. But yeah, no recollection of that. When I park my car, I have to take like 10 picture of the surroundings because when I come out of the store 20 minutes later I won't have a clue where it is. When I was in law school, the health department did a study on me because I guess people like me don't come across that often or something I forget their reasons. Regardless, I do remember that I was in the the bottom 5% as far as remembering things that happened short term (defined by I think 3 days ago or less). But once it got into long term memory, I was basically a savant.
     
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    Right....savante or special?
     
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    Ask @audreymonroe where was the last place she mentioned hooking up with that singer chick.

    I swear dude, I can't remember shit, but once it goes into long term memory -- and I don't know how it gets there -- it's there to stay.
     
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    What?
     
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    In reference to this, from January. Brains are weird once they get side checked into the wall. You remember the most random shit.
     
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