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4/4/14 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Apr 4, 2014.

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  1. iczorro

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    Seriously. He did such a good job of being McConaughey that it almost makes me like McConaughey's recent acting surge a little less.
     
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  2. Crown Royal

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    They should just tattoo "FML" on the kid's foreheads and get it over with.

    And raising your kid vegan is wrong. Not eating meat is wrong. We are omnivores. We consume plants and meat. And you wonder why they look like the supporting cast of The Omega Man.
     
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    I'm halfway through my 2014 North American tour:

    Cincinatti
    Kansas City
    Atlanta
    Pensacola
    Wilkes-Barre
    Orlando
    Port St. Lucie
    Albany


    T-shirts go on sale next week.

    Traveling sucks, although last week I saw a guy going through security who had his bag double checked because he had, in his carry on, 10 cans of tuna fish, a portable hot dog maker, and . . .something that looked like a costume tail.
     
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    Let's not get outta pocket, McConaughey had to create the guy and play two different versions of the guy. He acted his ass off in that show. Its easy to replicate the iPod, its hard to create it.
     
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    Need a ride in my van?

    Yeah, if mom thinks the worst thing the kid can find on the internet is actual free candy, she's in for a long ride.
     
  6. Crown Royal

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    There is a Nick Swardson clone working out next to me. Should I drop a free weight on his skull just in case it's actually Nick Swardson?
     
  7. shegirl

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    That is a prime example of those that should not breed. Whatta Bitch.

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    Did you guys know that people sit around coming up with things like this? If anyone is brave enough to want the recipe PM me.
     
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    I think you should enjoy your time at the gym and stop posting on your phone while you're there.
     
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  10. shegirl

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    Juice, I think given the chance you'd totally be down for boning Mr. Cosby. Come to think of it, you'd then have your very own custom made Jello Pudding Pop. Win win!
     
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    Thank you, Shegirl, for showing him respect and referring to him as Mr. Cosby. As for engaging in sexual congress with him, don't you remember?
     

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    Yes I know. I like using pudding pop as a....hrm, yeah I'm done here.
     
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    DO YOU NEED A TIMEOUT?!
     
  14. Crown Royal

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    Kodak film shoop shoobity-Boo!!!!!!
     
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    I hate days I get off work at 3:30 because when I finally eat my late lunch, I'm all discombobulated about my meal schedule and end up eating almonds and lactaid milk late into the night. Ef this crap.
     
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    Sounds terrible, go get some Chik-Filet.
     
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    I don't do fast food, I am too cheap to spend money on food I can make myself and 9times out of 10, do it better.

    It's more a matter of having eaten so late in the day that I'm not really hungry for dinner but am so conditioned to eating 3 meals a day that it makes me a bit...uneasy? Unhappy? Discombobulated was probably closest.

    I know. First world problems and all that.
     
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    Chick-fil-a isn't fast food, it's magic.
     
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    The only downside is I want to take a nap after eating it. Other than that, why the fuck would anyone eat at taco bell instead? I've only ran to the bathroom in my apartment once in the past two years, that was the day after eating TB.
     
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    Chick fil A is about the closest I will venture to fast food, but it's just chicken and I have a good knock off recipe so it's allure doesn't captivate me like it once did.

    I would rather spend $3 more and get a gyro or something. Plus I get coupons in the Lagniappe to the Mediterranean Sandwich Company, so suck it Micky Dees.
     
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