Good lord, 5th graders with iPhones is terrifying. Also, I heard that they fingerprint you at Disneyworld(is that the Orlando one? That's the one I mean) now. On a little Mickey Mouse thing with ears on top of that. Can anyone confirm or deny this?
Y'all need to leave Disney the fuck alone. I fucking love Magic Kingdom and loved Epcot as a kid and I couldn't even drink my way around the world. I've been trying to set up a trip for a long weekend with friends for a few years now. I was in Orlando for a conference last month and we went to dinner at Universal Studios. Being that close to the parks and seeing Disney coating everything, but not going to any of them, was TORTURE.
I'm a fan of my kids having iPhones because the "Where you at motherfucker" app lets me see where they are at a given time. Taking too long to walk home from school? Find my iPhone - oh. ok. They're at the park. I can text and say "hurry up" or "What's going on" or whatever need be. I love the find my iPhone app. A lot. Plus all my kids' iMessages go through my laptop. That's caused some interesting moments...
Would you rather have something shoved up your pee hole or your butt? I'm having this discussion with a friend who says he'd much rather be pegged than "sounded", which I guess I find surprising.
having experienced both a catheter and anal sex (not simultaneously)...anal wins. Just barely though.
EPCOT is the best place to visit as an adult simply because of the world showcase. Drinking around the world is expensive but then you go and eat at the bratwurst buffet at Germany. They hire gorgeous girls from all the actual countries to go and stereotype themselves during business hours. I remember I tried getting a date with one of the girls from France but was swiftly turned down. I drank away my shame that afternoon. She, to this day, was easily one of the most beautiful women I've ever laid eyes on. One of the college program chicks decided to show me her pussy out back behind the managers office trailer one afternoon. Evidently, there was a tattoo somewhere in the area. Speaking of... http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...planted-in-girls-in-tissue-engineering-first/ How long before the porn industry exploits this?
The real question is how long before some Thai doctor figures out a way to grow penises in a lab and starts offering the Mandingo special at a clinic in Bangkok.
GAHHHHH! a) "Sounded" is a thing. Holy fuck. "The practice of inserting plastic or metal 'sounds' (long thin and very smooth objects) into yours or someone elses uretha. Ultimately leads to streching of the uretha so that larger objects (such as a finger) can be inserted in the penis." No no no no no. 2) I have had both, for medical reason. I don't enjoy prostate exams, but aw hell no if I choose a finger(?!) in my dick hole over in my butthole. Fuck that. Catheters are small (they're not, it's all relative) and designed to be inserted there and I don't ever want that again. iii) Angel, is that like for real? You're surprised he would rather be pegged than sounded? Or, are you just fucking around for discussion?
That pizza they serve in the Italian pavilion at EPCOT is the tits. Of course, EPCOT is a beer drinker's paradise too and they have some quality tequila in the Mexico section. Even as a kid, it was my favourite Disney park and still is. It entertains AND educates.
Re: Re: 4/4/14 WDT NSFW My son's way of saying he needed deodorant was by telling me he sniffed his pit over his clothes and it wasn't too bad, but sniffing under his clothes was. He doesn't have a single armpit hair. Also, don't forget the Axe shampoo and body wash. Go big or go home. My daughter just got back from there for her Senior trip. They have wristbands now that even opens the hotel doors, and I believe she was in fact fingerprinted. EDIT: She said they scanned the wristband, then her fingerprint to get into the park. She said Universal was awesome and loved the Harry Potter ride. Butt. How is this even a debate? In the area of her pussy? Was it hard to find? And what exactly did it look like?
That's like asking if a girl would rather have a penis in her vagina or forced up her urethra. Unless your Jiminy Cricket and you have a cricket penis, I would imagine it to be painful.
Both... simultaneously. It's either really good or bad timing that I'm buying some steel drill rods online at the moment... No really how the hell is that a question? Those aren't even in the same ballpark.
Re: Re: 4/4/14 WDT NSFW I think it was just above it. But something tells me, she wanted me to see her bits. A flower of some sort.
I will be in Orlando at 11:30 A.M eastern time the day after tomorrow, and will be running giddily through the Magic Kingdom an hour or so after that. I think my favorite park there is Animal Kingdom. It just looks and feels like you're in Africa/Asia. If the two were right smack next door to each other. And there were lots of folks from Ohio roaming around. But without the famine, wars, poverty, or blood diamonds. And if both continents were chock full of anthropomorphic animals. But otherwise, exactly like being there.
To be clear, the question was asked with the concept of proportionality. i.e. not the same item going in either hole. So, for graphic example, either a q-tip up your hoo-hee or a coke bottle up your hoo-hah.
I'd sooner take prison dick up my asshole than a sounding rod in my pisshole. Fuck this conversation. Case in point. Jesus fuck I am going to faint. Don't watch this. NSFCMC Spoiler