Nope. Do you do the same with cell phones? Computer mouses and keyboards? I have some co-workers that are religous with the hand santizer stuff, with big ass jugs of it on their desks, and I don't seem to get sick more often or less than them.
We put a lime key on the register and sold 46.50 worth of limes on Saturday night, we basically raised the price of all Mexican beer and anything with vodka, gin or tequila in it by .25. We cut our limes into 8 pieces so I think she came out alright.
... the handle of the gas pump... the steering wheel of a rental car... the serving spoon in any buffet... any baby anywhere ever... Germs are out there, dude. Best thing you can do is let your body fight them when you're young and capable.
I think the key is not touching your eyes. I think thats the most effective way to infect yourself. For some reason you can have crap on your hands and touch food and be fine, however if you rub your eyes you're screwed for the next week or so.
This is crossing into "everything I say from here on could be BS territory," but can't we extend that logic to any orifice? Not to say I don't think cleanliness and hygiene is very important, but I am just not a hand sanitizer guy.
Why do you think doctors wear gloves during prostate exams? Its not because putting a finger in someones ass is gross, its because they don't want you to catch a cold. Airports terrify the germpahobe in me, so does flying. You don't know who sat in the seat before you, they could've been patient zero for ebola. I don't want to catch ebola, so I use hand sanitizer when I fly.
Future Husband Sadist is a kitchen manager at a bar here, and limes are going for more than gold in Canada too. Also, hit up your bulk stores now, because beef is supposed to triple in price in the next few weeks, news of which is not yet publicly released. Not sure why on that one.
Well no shit that's why. They should wear gloves for any exams, you can get infected in your eye just like your asshole. That's the point of my post. I do totally agree with you on the airports though, I am blaming my most recent sickness (which was terrible) on my travel home from Puerto Rico and flights with sick kids, etc. Stores, offices, etc. see lots of people daily too but the airports have so many people from different places, it's not like the same population regularly visiting one place- it's a whole mix of fun germs.
Why, it's almost as though different kinds of bacteria grow on different surfaces and infect different parts of the body. Next you guys are going to tell me that there is a vat of extremely strong acid in the body designed to kill any bacteria you might ingest!
Don't be stupid, clearly there is nowhere in the body that strong acid wouldn't eat through and destroy. Ever spill hydrochloric acid on yourself? I haven't but I imagine it burns like hell. Imagine what that'd do to your stomach. Airports are gross though, my dad got a cousin of staph once from a flight. It was very serious, thankfully it responded to treatment.
Yea, I was fucking around. I know the stomach produces its own strong acids. I imagine stupid people might find it interesting and post about it on I fucking love science.
Did you just read about that on I fucking love science? Spoiler I'm kidding. I am really looking forward to taking my dog out on a run today, since it seems some of the hot girls have returned to town. Yesterday he surprised me by not instantly starting to take a shit when we encountered girls along the sidewalk, it was amazing. What is with dogs and having to poop whenever they see unfamiliar women?
I made sure the regulars knew what was going on but for the most part no one knew the difference, we have reasonable drink prices so the extra .25 was not a big deal.
Didn't this happen with the Agave crop about 15 years ago in Meh-he-ho too? All of a sudden tequila was $65 a bottle overnight. And that was for Cuervo or Sauza, not tequila that doesn't suck. By the way, summer is here soon and limes are a primary mojito ingredient. I might kill a few motherfuckers with a shovel soon.
3,7-dimethyl-2,6-octadienal (aka Citral (both E- and Z-isomers)) + 3,7-dimethyl-2,6-octadiene acetate (aka Geranyl acetate) + (2Z)-3,7-dimethyl-2,6-octadien-1-yl acetate (aka cis-Geranyl acetate) = lime flavouring. Get cracking, y'all.