Oh, shit! Did the board find Jesus earlier today? Gays are awesome. They keep house music from vanishing.
That is the perfect title. My roommate freshman year has a stepbrother with a portrait of 1990's Tom Selleck on his shoulder. Spoiler Yeah, pretty much that. He got it because he wanted something different too, but I translate that as "high as fuck."
I did, he was balls deep in a small child. When I didn't understand, he told me to have faith. haha, maybe I need to put my pipe down... Is that actually a good thing? I know they are keeping Madonna and Cher's careers on life support, and Gaga's taking over the world. Yikes.
I'm late to the Dragon-Wolf fight but I don't think you can have a discussion involving dragons without mentioning my favorite dragon movie (which isn't streaming on Netflix, I just checked and I'm very disappointed.) I couldn't find any good youtube videos of scenes that some fanboy didn't edit all to shit with crappy music over the top, so here's the trailer. After many attempts to embed I have given up, here's a link to the trailer for Dragonheart. This movie was cool as shit when it came out. Game. Set. Match. Dragons kick ass, and Draco has Sean Connery's voice which makes him that much cooler.
Toast is the quickest to make (just put the butter on), and it's the one that usually rocks your world the quickest. If it comes to bakes goods, for some reason I make kick-ass homeade choclate chip cookies so I do them. I keep threatening to my wife I'm going to spike my mom with one soon so she'll get the stick out of her ass for one damn visit, but I'll guess I should just keep praying. I would consider that "house music" like I would consider the Manson family as coordinators for Up With People. Pardon me while I shove a finger down my throat. Maybe its me, but am I the only one who thinks the choruses of these following two songs are measure-for-measure? So much for Spikey the Superfreak releasing the "album of the decade" as she/it stated:
No, people have been accusing her of that pretty much since the day the song came out. Why do I know this? Sigh.
So a few other members have been covering this post saying she was seeking attention. Am I the only one who thought "13 orgasms in one night? you're barking up the wrong tree sweetheart"?
What I don't understand is why this female masturbation post has drawn the board's ire. I'm pretty sure other girls have mentioned it before on here to no consequence. Attention whore or not I don't really ever mind when girls tell me about the new album they mixed up as DJ flickabean.
I'm going to publicly call bullshit. Go back over the last few posts from that member...no way it's a chick. It's a guy trolling the board. I'd bet a sum of money on it.
Maybe its just because most people cut to the chase: 13 times? HUH!!?? Was she with Rick Springfield?!?!
Never in my life have I heard a woman use the phrase, "I was fingering myself" to talk about masturbation. It's a guy. A stupid young one, at that.
It's the detail that was shared. "Got a date with B.O.B." is way different from "I'm fingering myself and it's hard to type one-handed." IMHO. edited to add: Those two songs are damn near identical. Supposedly Madonna gave Gaga "her blessing." I wonder if they made out too...
I feel Sheepish. So which member is it, kids? The same troll on here called Chocolate Rain? Thank you for pushing me to the very brink of homosexuality.
Random musing: Chater citing his planned trip to Boston reminded me of my Canadian cohorts from college. They lived and went to school in Canada but would without any sort of invitation come down to our place, party their asses off, sleep on our couches (the first time they hadn't even met any of us, they just assumed it was ok) and drink our beer. They would then get up at 6 AM and surf. Honestly they were some of the coolest motherfuckers I've ever met and we welcomed them with open arms every time they decided to come back. We were like the underground railroad for partying Canadians. I honestly miss those crazy bastards. Though to be honest they couldn't keep up drinking wise.