I actually haven't found any must have vibrators, they have all been only okay. It's hard to try them out before purchasing them.
They don't have test rooms with floor models for everybody to use (just dip it in whiskey after)? What's with this "buyer beware" shit?
It's obscene the way they control things. I have a right to test anything made in fucking China before I drop $60 on it.
If this board can raise money for a volleyball tourney I'm sure we can get a Toys for Twats thing going.
I actually had this conversation with a girl at the bar the other night. Ive always had the reasoning that you could never transport a man's brain into a women who could have multiple orgasms body. With our insane drive and freedom from the recharge period, we'd walk around like frankenstein with dildo's rammed up our box, foaming at the mouth, basically catatonic to the outside world.
Bahaha! This video is awesome. "It's like taking him to a carshow, and expecting me to not want to fuck every single 23 year old car that walks into Victoria Secret"
He makes a solid point, though: I hate your friends, and I hate your taste in music. Come to think of it I hate your friends' taste in music as well. I am red wine buzzed. I feel like saying something clever but very understated. So far all I can think of is to translate a passage from the book I'm reading about the Neapolitan mafia. There's something in there about the author, as a 13 year old, seeing his first assassinated body, proudly sporting an erection under his pants. Hilarious, I guess.
To be clear, the dead body was the one with the erection, not the author. The author just woke up with an awkward teenaged morning wood that day, clearly recounted in the story. Also, Italian "cammoristas" don't listen to rap music as American gangsters might. Instead, they listen to love songs to get pumped up to kill.
I have a certain selection as well. Are you aware of a little diddy oh, say called "Jock Jams"? Balls out right there. I strap on a gat and lay a bitch out flat when Ready For This is blasting at 100 db.
Just went to the gym for the first time in forever (like 3 weeks). I feel at the same time great and terrible, all while running on 3 hours sleep and drinking 1 beer which has gotten me feeling buzzed already. It's 8.3%, but still god damn.
I like strong beers. Like 6-7-8% stuff that you can drink just as easily as cheap stuff. I can buy a lot of premium beer at those levels for cheap ass prices from a local booze store so I stock up when I can and can drink up for cheap with some typically expensive beer. The "best before" date is irrelevant when I can store beer in a cellar perfect for stuff like that.
Someone in the dorm behind me is smoking a serious amount of weed. Usually I smell foul blunts but this is some really pure stuff. I hope I don't wake up with a contact high.
Strong beers are the best. Currently I'm on the Flying Dog Raging Bitch, probably my favorite beer at the moment. Real spicy IPA. Try it out if you haven't already. Plus, comparing buying a sixpack of these @$10 to a 12 pack of Genesse Tall Boys ($11), it's almost ridiculous to NOT get these. Basically a 12 pack by itself, and tastes much better than... almost anything.
Oh Pimptress honey, I heard you lost something... I must add a little something of my own - Hot ass, tats, purse AND shoes. What's not to love?
She's got more balls than I do, I curl up and cry like a baby just thinking of putting needle anywhere near my achilles tendon. But none the less that is a very sexy tat. Speaking of achilles tendon my has been killing me recently. Past two mornings I wake up and they are stiff as shit, if I move them it starts to sting and feels like something is about to pop. Ive been doing the Xstretch from p90x more frequently and supposed this and doing the kempo every morning leading to it. I never seem to catch a break with this shit, as soon as I start hitting a good exercise stride my fucking rotator cuff goes out, or my back flairs up, or a hyper extend my knee in softball.
Anyone else get the great urge to sniff your fingers after scratching your nuts? What is that?? I can't be the only one.