It DOES work out that way in all honesty, though I feel sorry for her because she doesn't get to touch the Creature at all the whole time.
Ha ha ha, I honestly thought you meant free Dunkin' Donuts for a moment and was like "what is she talking about", damn New England programming.
You're all lucky. I have aids. I don't have aids. Aids isn't funny. NSFW That post was terrible. Have some boobs. An oldie but a goodie
A club I'm in on campus has a large annual banquet tonight. Big speaker, lots of big names attending, and a kick ass afterparty. I'd be a liar if I wasn't mostly excited for heading to a bar directly afterwards for free beer (the party is sponsored) and teaching CEOs how to play beer pong. I am fucking jacked and am pregaming with the remainders of my bottle of Knob Creek, which is conveniently a couple healthy fingers worth.
Say what you want about reality t.v, but their system for picking people to be on their shows is obviously what we will use when we decide that human euthanasia is a good thing.
It took me until your post here to realize that he meant designated driver and wasn't talking about bra sizes. Good thing too, because I was about to chime in about a comment about the women in my part of the country who pretty much shrink from whatever they were before to A cups after they give birth.
God, wouldn't it just be awesome if they actually sold sex? And it'd be like every other venture in life: you get what you pay for.
If you are going to face Brackus, you must be prepared to die. Actually the first movie is WAAAAY worse. Eric Roberts said he made the sequel just to make up for it. What a generous guy!
Damnit, I've done it again. I decided I needed to clean my apartment. It seems like every time I clean my apartment I decide to have a beer or two to make the experience tolerable and then a couple beers turns into 7 or 8. I've got a clean apartment but now I'm approaching drunk. This isn't so bad on a Sunday afternoon but on a Friday evening it probably means I'll be asleep at 10 o'clock. You'd think I'd learn after this happens almost every weekend. This is how I like to imagine everyone browsing this forum: NSFW
Don't hate. Big girls need love, too. They just have to pay Also, anybody with "ghetto" in their name should be ok with chubby white girls. (yay, stereotypes)
I woke up missing the nail polish on both of my middle toes. It's strange... the polish on the other 8 toes is still there.