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420 420 420 420 420 .. WEEKEND THREAD (4/20.../11)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by DrFrylock, Apr 20, 2011.

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    Did you hook up with a dude with a toe fetish? He may have kept your polish for a keepsake.
     
    #281 PIMPTRESS, Apr 22, 2011
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    Unless he's been hiding the fetish for 14 years, no.
     
    #282 taste_my_rainbow, Apr 22, 2011
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    You never know....haha.


    Lots of serial killers maintained "normal" relationships for years.
     
    #283 PIMPTRESS, Apr 22, 2011
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    This is another area where me and my friends sometimes disagree. I feel that as long as you've recently showered I'll put my mouth pretty much anywhere. The recent-ness of the shower depends on the area.
     
    #284 Racer-X, Apr 22, 2011
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    I'm good keeping away from the feet, especially if it was a bar girl, don't know what she had spilled on them or stepped in. Almost everywhere else is fair game.
     
    #285 Diablo, Apr 22, 2011
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    That's why the shower is important. To loosely quote a buddy of mine who's in the army, "I'm willing to eat out the vagina of a complete stranger, why would I hesitate to put my mouth on that."

    I think he was referring to a chip that fell on the floor at the time, but it still applies.
     
    #286 Racer-X, Apr 22, 2011
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    I'm into quite a few things but a dude with my toes in his mouth? No thanks. The most contact I ever want with my feet is a foot massage.

    Speaking of kinks, I just reconnected with a guy I had a threesome with years ago. Facebook is good for something I guess.
     
    #287 taste_my_rainbow, Apr 22, 2011
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    A magical threesome (FMF) or a devil's threesome (MFM)? I've turned down a devil's threesome. (mostly because the girl was frickin' crazy)

    It seems like, in the good kind of threesome, the second girl doesn't have a whole lot to do. Even in porn, the second girl seems superfluous and I assume those guys know what they're doing. I'm not saying I'd turn down the opportunity or that I wouldn't brag about it to the internet but I'm not sure how to make the second girl feel included.
     
    #288 Racer-X, Apr 22, 2011
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    The other problem is that one girl is going to be more attractive than the other. This is also the problem with lesbian porn.
     
    #289 ghettoastronaut, Apr 22, 2011
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    mmm, vodka. Time to play.
     
    #290 PIMPTRESS, Apr 22, 2011
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    Fixed. I'm also noting a terrible lack of bewbage in this thread, TiB. Priorities, you must gets dem.

    Free beer might just be the best combination of 2 words possible.




    Jessica Alba, you never disappoint.
     

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    That's the truth. Why, since she met me my own wife has been oblivious to the fact that at night I sneak off into the night and dump powdered Jello into people's jacuzzis. And whenever I try to wash my hands afterwards, they just don't get clean. I don't understand, they're just always filthy and no matter how much I wash them I can't seem to clean the dirt off. That's when the Jello tells me what to do, and the pain goes away.
     
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    I'm freshly back from meeting a TiBette. She was OK. Also, Jeff is DRUNK
     
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    Only okay?
     
    #294 Dcc001, Apr 23, 2011
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    Amendment: she was better than me at pool. And easy on the eyes.
     
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    Whatever Marcy.
     
    #296 JGold, Apr 23, 2011
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    I feel the need to defend myself. Jeff forgot to mention that I'm better at him than pool AND this was my first time really playing tonight.
     
    #297 BeachBum21, Apr 23, 2011
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    Perhaps Jeff has no pool skillz?
     
    #298 Dcc001, Apr 23, 2011
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    It's quite possible. Though I have to admit he did make a few shots in. In three games.
     
    #299 BeachBum21, Apr 23, 2011
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    I'm not comfortable with Canadians knowing my name (which is Eduardo.)

    p.s. Brittany I hope your back doesn't hurt.
     
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