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420 420 420 420 420 .. WEEKEND THREAD (4/20.../11)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by DrFrylock, Apr 20, 2011.

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  1. BeachBum21

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    It's a little sore. I'll let you know if I need a chiropractor in the morning.
     
    #301 BeachBum21, Apr 23, 2011
  2. JGold

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    I didn't know people from Connecticut were smart enough to be chiropractors. I thought all they aspired to was automotive mechanics and drunks.
     
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  3. BeachBum21

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    Says the drunk guy.

    And I never said I wanted to BE a chiropractor. Just that I might need one in the morning. I might even need a massage therapist, too, at the rate I'm going. You're not a light guy, and I was holding the team for 3 games.
     
    #303 BeachBum21, Apr 23, 2011
  4. JGold

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    Did you just call me fat?
     
    #304 JGold, Apr 23, 2011
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    This is the worst dirty talk I've ever witnessed.

    I think this girl would solve all of my threesome-related problems.
    [​IMG]
     
    #305 Racer-X, Apr 23, 2011
  6. JGold

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    I bet the dirty talk you had tonight was so orgasmic, your only post-climax option was to post on an Internet messageboard.

    EDIT: I am fully aware of the irony.
     
    #306 JGold, Apr 23, 2011
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    I think I'm going to turn watching Monty Python into my annual Easter weekend tradition. Well, that, and 12 year old single malt. Monty Python is something you can watch too much of, and it takes the edge off of the otherwise heavy liturgical nature of the weekend. Plus there's no good Easter specials to be had.

    "And after the spanking, the oral sex." is one of the greater forgotten Python quotes.
     
    #307 ghettoastronaut, Apr 23, 2011
  8. Natty

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    The people that are talking shit about "I Need a Doctor" being a fag-fest are dummies. It's called reconciliation.

     
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  9. babyface

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    You're (I'm guessing) 21+ and you've never played pool? Were you raised by wolves?
     
    #309 babyface, Apr 23, 2011
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    Hey now, don't hate. I can empathize. Personally, I am like kryptonite to a pool table. People who normally have pretty good game wind up saying things like, "I don't know why I can't shoot tonight!" when I'm even standing nearby. That, and bad experiences with the engineering lounge pool table left me leery. You didn't dare stand with your back to that sucker; at any given moment, a ball was apt to fly at your head.
     
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    Dragons would have never let that happened.
     
    #311 Gravitas, Apr 23, 2011
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    I just attempted making out with a terrible, terrible girl person. It did not end well, in that I didn't. I'm going to regret even attempting to do anything with that terrible, terrible girl.
     
    #312 ssycko, Apr 23, 2011
  13. babyface

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    Is terrible is a synonym for ugly.
     
    #313 babyface, Apr 23, 2011
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    I'm a little late to the game, but I think I have a solution...

    You're welcome.
     

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    No, actually, she was reasonably attractive, just a terrible, terrible girl.
     
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    Brooklyn Decker topless. Fuck. Yes.
     

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    Here in Asia we call them "lady-boys," sorry to hear one of them tricked you and have to go around the rest of your life knowing you have sexually pursued another man. The shame and self loathing must be immense.
     
    #318 Kubla Kahn, Apr 23, 2011
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    God damnit, I was hoping nobody put together "terrible girl"= has a penis. Fuck.
     
    #319 ssycko, Apr 23, 2011
  20. PewPewPow

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    Well that was lame. I guess going out the night after having puked from drinking wasn't the brightest idea.
     
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