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420 420 420 420 420 .. WEEKEND THREAD (4/20.../11)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by DrFrylock, Apr 20, 2011.

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  1. ghettoastronaut

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    Chainsaws don't get you laid. They might help a bit in a post-apocalyptic nightmare, but that's not nearly as good as getting laid.

    I mean, consensually. I'm sure there's some ladies out there who would say yes to a lot of things when faced with a running chainsaw, but I don't roll like that. And if there is a woman turned on by a chainsaw I'm not sure I want in on that.
     
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    Then you're doing it wrong.

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  3. JGold

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    On the advice of the Best Comedies of the Decade thread, I'm about to fire up Easy A on Netflix. Talk about one movie I thought I'd never see...
     
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    It was 22°C on my lake today. Sunny. Clear skies.

    I felt like this:

     
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  5. Poopourri

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    This is the view from the back porch earlier today. 86 degree weather, cold beer, hot girlfriend, and good surf fishing. Life is fantastic.

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    I really wish David Foster Wallace wasn't dead.
     
    #406 MoreCowbell, Apr 24, 2011
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    I was talking about scaring the sister's boyfriends shitless. I'd dress up in a clown suit and do the chicken dance if it meant making my little brother melt in a puddle of embarrassment. Harassing siblings is fun!
     
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    Perhaps we can come to a compromise and attach a chainsaw to the motorcycle.

    I make plots like these to scare my sister's boyfriend (I've never met him although there's a possibility I'll see him tomorrow), and then I reflect as to why I've never introduced my girlfriend to my family. I quite like it this way.
     
    #408 ghettoastronaut, Apr 24, 2011
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    I didn't have a kitchen torch so the sugar didn't melt like I wanted it to. I just made these. Nom nom nom.

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    #409 LatinGroove, Apr 24, 2011
  10. Politik

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    Sometimes I think about how quickly I would be dead had I been born into virtually any other country in the world. Then I remember I don't care.


    edit: frank grimes gets credit
     
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  11. Frank

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    So is Journey "Separate Ways" the best* music video ever or just on of the best?



    No joke I watched that video 4+ times a day every day for a week leading up to one of my exams and rocked the shit out of it.

    *Behind "Shine On Me" of course.
     
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    You know why. . .


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    Woo, weekend! Drinking, things, discussing and stuff. Oh boy!
     
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    And at 6:30 a.m I arose from near-dead state like Jesus and said "Are you fucking kidding me? Thou shall not have a domestic violence situation and disturb my slumber. In the name of the father, the son, and the holy ghost I shall smite thee with calls to the police."
     
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    Oklahoma is adorable.
     
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    Mississippi of the west.

    Did you know that this place has the highest female incarceration rate of any state?

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    So what you're saying is even Durbanite can find someone.
     
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    Anyone else think Jesus is a Cylon and the reason we haven't had a second coming is that his model has been boxed? I mean, it's as plausible as the other story, right?

    Also, here's a song.

     
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    I hope Crown Royal is on suicide watch, I know the guy is a GB fan for life.
     
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    Eh, it's not like he'll vanish. If you can't even get rid of REALITY TV stars that you hate, how hard would it be to get rid of this highly prolific rambling Mormon idiot? He'll have another show before you know it. Pundits are the new breed of evil that can only increase their influence, like lobbyists and Disney.
     
    #419 Crown Royal, Apr 24, 2011
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    Even a prison inmate wouldn't put up with that level of whining. She'd be begging for someone to shiv her in the prison yard after 30 minutes.
     
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