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5/1/15 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, May 1, 2015.

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  1. Clutch

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    Close, but I've always thought a more accurate assessment was that most people will believe the first explanation they hear for a topic, and will then wholeheartedly reject anything that challenges that original belief.

    For the most part this works because most of our first impressions come from people who aren't idiots. The problem comes because no one thought they had to tell you that wearing a magnetic bracelet isn't going to cure your diabetes.
     
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    This article has been running on a Memphis TV station's web page for a few days:

    A look ahead: Fight or flight against home invaders?

    Today, it was joined by this headline:

    Off-duty MPD officer shoots home invader


    Guess that answers that question.
     
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    Five pages on a drunk thread by Wednesday? Sad folks. Sad.

    The husband had food poisoning the last few days but was doing his best to help out with the kid. As I was carrying her in the kitchen, she puked on me and I employed his help to clean vomit off the floor... which triggered his gag reflex and he threw up on top of her pile of vomit.

    My life, fuckers. Don't tell me you aren't jealous.
     
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    Just wait till the little hell spawn starts going to the cesspool known as daycare. I normally only got sick maybe once a year. Now it seems every 4 months or so I have a cough that lasts for a couple of weeks.
     
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    It's these sorts of delightful anecdotes that are lighting up the WDT. But, what do you expect? For instance, you didn't mention boobs once.
     
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    Yeah, there is more than simply "having sex"... he has a history of felony cocaine convictions, among other things, so this triggered the "you didn't keep your nose clean" clause that opens up a much longer POTENTIAL sentence. And he hasn't been convicted, never mind sentenced, and tons of media outlets like to play the "based on the 94 charges, theoretically they could get 148 years", when in actual fact it gets reduced to 1 conviction and 2 months of community service.

    Just saying it's probably a bit early to be screaming about it now... but it'll be interesting to see the actual conviction/sentencing that comes out of it.

    Until then, it's just another case of bullshit click-bait "news" to get everyone up in arms over.
     
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    Gee... how did I know that would come up?

    But speaking of that, I just laugh over the idea of her tits leaking over anything and everything all the time, totally out of control, and her getting mad at her tits as a result.

    I find it entertaining.
     
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    I really don't care how long they get sentenced for, it is just fun to say 15 years for fucking. I think the real crime is they guy was wearing a speedo, which is a flagrant violation in my book.
     
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    But is saying "I got 15 years for fucking" something to be proud of? I mean, how bad do you have to be at fucking so that society deems it necessary to punish you?
     
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    These guys were evidently pretty good at, the news reporter says they were fucking for 25 minutes and grandma filmed the whole thing
     
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    Cocaine delays orgasm. That is, if you can get it up.
     
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    The trick is to get it up first then do the cocaine.
     
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    Yeah those people remind me of my cousins.

    Western medicine is shit man, injecting essesenial oils cures everything, also apparently now burning candles is toxic and can give you cancer.
     
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    If old-timey investigative shows (Columbo, etc) taught me anything it's that air embolism is one of the most cliched ways to kill someone in a hospital.... insert an air bubble in their IV and they croak.
     
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    It's just another government plot to take over Texas... maybe they should deploy the Guard to the schools as well, not just to oversee the SEAL exercises...
     
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