Speaking of birthdays, I'm 41 today and this was the gift from my husband. Damn that man really gets me. Spoiler
Hey! In said that's why inlaugjed. Someone is appreciating my humor. Even of otnis me. Also, suck it.
God I hope so. I need another happyfunball sig. She gets better the more she drinks. It's almost coherent. Almost, but always funny.
OMG. I almost went int eh. Men's room to pee. Haha. A guy told me I could go in there if I want to. I think I need a ride home. I forgot. I'm drinking raspberry sangria a. They are delicious.
Double Standards in action. She gets a hero's welcome for stumbling into the wrong restroom. Any guys on here do the opposite? Not the same reaction. Unless they think you're gay.
Okay. I'm home. And I'm eating my chips extra loud just to annoy Geoff waiting for him to tell me to shut the fuck up. Its so hard eating while laughing. I'm persevering though. I'm gonna be sick before he says anything I think.
I get that all the time. I had to stop. I feel gross. It's no fun when they don't get you're taunting them.
Does your husband know there's some dude named Geoff in his house? Is Geoff the homeless guy holding your hair back while you puke?
I just found out that a girl I really want to fuck broke up with her boyfriend. She's smoking hot, but a terrible excuse for a human being. He considers me a friend (I don't really know why), and both are in my social group. This is most likely going to end in me not getting laid and alienating multiple friends, but I'm probably going to go for it.
This is why girls with shitty attitudes keep their shitty attitudes. Because guys will still chase after them to fuck them, to the point of alienating people. The friend I went to the bar with last night invited one of the swim dads and he actually showed up. I had ordered a bucket of wings figuring I'd take home what I didn't eat. He was going to order some but I told him he could have some of mine. I now completely understand the term "inhaling your food". I've never seen someone eat so fast in my life. He was dropping food he was hoovering it so quickly. It was like a car wreck. I couldn't look away. I also took home 0 wings. My friend and I are now debating short or long hair on guys. We have differing opinions. I don't like long hair and I told her the story of how we had a stripper go to a bar for our friend's bachelorette party and he kept whipping it in my face. Not even a little cool. Also, that was a really bad idea, FYI.
I don't have to pay anyone else to cut my hair and it is dry within 5 minutes after a shower. You also won't find strands of my hair everywhere or clogging up the sink. Styling? No need, no worries. Short hair for the win!