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5/16/14 WDT - Happy Birthday, eh! NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, May 16, 2014.

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  1. happyfunball

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    All I know is I know what outfit I'm wearing next time I go out. I mean, if I only knew that's the style nowadays. I was really limiting myself. She is out in public in that right?
     
  2. LatinGroove

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    Horse head lady actually turned out to be a total sweetheart. She's just really wanting some attention, affection, and the ability to be herself which is missing in her daily routine. I'm not 100% sold on this working out romantically but she is on board with just enjoying our time together and whatever happens happens. Or she could just be saying that and I'll end up wearing my own horse head and wake up in a pool of blood and being shot by one of my AK47s.

    My bet is we end up being super close friends.
     
  3. happyfunball

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    I was really hoping for a better, twisted story. But whatever, be all happy with it.
     
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    Just up the ante, and buy aardvark-eating wolverines. Of course then you're stuck with some pissy fur-coated guillotines. I guess you could lure in some neighbourhood kids ( the noisiest ones of course) to tide 'em over.
     
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    The kid is six weeks away (I still say it'll happen in 4) and I'm ridiculously excited.

    Also, in preparation, over the past 3 months I have cut down my sleep gradually to where I can now fully-function on 4 hours of sleep. And when it's nap time for me, my body now knows "you better go to fucking sleep now or else you won't get any in a while."

    That is all.
     
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    The ferocious wolverine. Which apparently... loves belly rubs, baby talk, and lets you walk it around in a harness? Wtf?

     
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    Why isn't anyone around this late? Y'all are fucking old. And lame. What happened to you people?
     
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    Dude, I was lame long before it was cool.

    Plus, if you want the choicest eats at Old Country Buffet, you have to get there before the Ben-Gay crowd hits.

    Bunch of fuckin' vultures.

    I need a nap.
     
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    If I don't see a news story about Lawrence being burnt to the fucking ground in the next few weeks, you and I are going to have issues Parker.
     
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    That's cute. I'm visiting my 12 week old nieces now and my brother and SIL said they'd get 12 hours of sleep in a week, and the hours were non consecutive. If you ever get 4 hours in a row during the first 2 months I'll be shocked.
     
  11. Coke Bottle Casualty

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    Is the shape of your head fairly symmetrical? Start shaving it and you'll be alright.

    Ran into an old coworker the other day with her 3 week old infant. She looked well rested and said the kid tends to sleep through the night, with the odd exception. Funny how variable results can be when you use a sample size of 1.
     
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    I must have overworked myself yesterday or something, I have this insanely electric bolt of pain shoot through my forearm whenever I raise it to shoulder height. Where's Savage Henry when you need him?
     
  13. happyfunball

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    Honestly I don't remember being sleep deprived. They settle down pretty quickly. 12 hours in a week seems ridiculous, I don't even see how that's possible. If nothing else, don't they take turns so the other can catch up? That seems the best way to do it.

    I decided to get my hair cut today with someone I've never been to before. There's no way this could be a bad thing right? You know what I'm worried about? Cutting my bangs too short. That happened one time and I looked I was 10 and people's eyes kept wandering to my forehead as I was talking to them. Took months to grow out, and my hair grows fast. Months!

    Who needs someone with a medical degree when you have Google? I'm sure it's cancer. That's Google's favorite answer.
     
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    I'm sure they tried that. I think they just had a rough start. They're fine now and sleep well. The pregnancy and delivery was all really hard on the SIL. I think she lost 2 liters of blood when the kids were born.
     
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    When our first one came along she wouldn't sleep unless one of us was holding her, so we slept in shifts, for 3 hours at a time, only switching to feed her.

    Luckily, they're lumps at that age, so I'd play video games or watch movies from 1 to 4 am or whatever, and I'd usually get about 6 hours of sleep between 8 pm and 8 am, plus we would occasionally nap while she did during the day.

    Newborns tend to sleep about 18 hours a day, and usually for 3 to 4 hours at a time. I'd they're Awake it's usually because they're hungry or have just peed or pooped.

    We also got lucky in that my daughter was sleeping through the night by herself by about 8 or 9 months, with only the occasional 3 am "I'm starving" or "I just pooped" cry to wake us.

    Our first kid is so good that I'm sure our second kid will be some kind of never-sleeping, constantly pooping, ugly, screaming, colicky demon spawn.
     
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    If you actually look at local news they have fires all the time, some of them started by me, some of them not. Some of them controlled burns and others not. People can't BBQ on charcoal right now because of it, there is a burn ban. Visiting the place ain't bad, I probably would lose my mind after a month because it is so white. Kansas' number 1 export is white people, its where they make them. Look it up, its a fact. There are a few decent bars and restaurant. The BBQ is good, and the portions are huge. Booze is cheap too. Its an overblown college town. I'm just happy to get the GF the fuck out of there.
     
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    Lawrence is the result of the unholy coupling of Belzebub and and Scientology. Yet neither will claim it because it is such an evil little cunty shit rag that it tarnishes their reputations for having spawned it.
     
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    I had this post earlier, and I put a picture. Then my friend said he was going to send me an awesome one. But he lied. So I'm going to repost this. Whatever.

    Avril Lavigne can get the dick.

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    I used to work at Nettwerk when we managed Sum 41 and Avril, just as both were getting big. She was a great kid, and lots of fun. The Sum 41 guys were, for the most part, dicks, except for the guitar player... he was a great guy.

    It's funny to see people with opinions on these people when all they know is the public persona... it speaks more about the person with the opinion than anything.

    Makes me laugh.
     
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    Speaking of Sum 41. Derek Whibley hospitalized for a month.

    And I get the whole "not really knowing the people". Of course people will have different perceptions when all they have to judge someone on is their public persona. I have no opinion either way about Avril as I think people can be harsh about someone just because they don't like their music. But these Meet the Fans pictures just scream awkward (and only cost $360):

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    Compare to Rhianna (again, no opinion either way as what she does in her life has no effect on me either way):
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    Now since the only thing we have to judge these people on is this type of stuff, what would we think? Fair or not, it's just the way it is. You form opinions based on what they put out there.
     
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