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5/18/15 WDT NSFW - Shegirl sucks

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, May 18, 2015.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    On the other hand, Mad Max 2 (The Road Warrior) is still spectacular. It has hardly any dialogue at all and the stunts are mind-blowing.

    The first Mad Max certainly won't thrill anyone anymore, but it's a classic and landmark film nonetheless.
     
  2. Trakiel

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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    So after learning that Floyd Mayweather's friends with Suge Knight, and almost paid for the latter's bail, I'm wondering how Mayweather stacks up against history's biggest asshole athletes.

    Has he out-dickheaded this guy yet?

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  3. Nettdata

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    Spent the day getting ready for the 4.5-day, 4 night fishing trip that starts on Wednesday, and first order of business was making a big shepherd's pie. Had some ground venison, bacon, ground pork, ground beef, and some ground lamb, and have slow braised it in almost 6 cans of Guiness all afternoon (pour in a few ounces, let it reduce/brown/burn, deglaze with a few more ounces, and repeat until you go through a six-pack), so the meat is super tender and yet has a dark, dark, brown almost crunchy coating that is pure flavour. Then throw in a nice mixture of lots of savoury spices (everything from a bit of clove to thyme to allspice to a bunch of other stuff I had on hand) and some cayenne, habbanaro, an other hot spices, and it's got an amazing flavour profile. I have to say that it's one of the best I've made so far. Now I'm just finishing off the garlic-infused mashed potatoes, complete with crunchy onion and bacon... and then let it sit for a couple of days, and it'll be a killer meal for the lake.

    Fuck yeah.

    Also did the spring tune-up on the Jeep; oil/air/fuel filter, new plugs/wires, new distributor, oil change, and a general nut-and-bolt. Found the serpentine was just starting to look a bit worn, so replaced it anyway.

    Great day to end a fantastic long weekend.
     
  4. Trakiel

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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    This the same jeep you went cross-country and posted a bunch of pics of?

    Based on all the work you've mentioned you've done to it I have to figure you about have a 100% brand new jeep at this point.
     
  5. Nettdata

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    Same Jeep. And yeah, like any 20+ year old car, it's a bit of work. Thankfully it's rather simple work, and relatively cheap parts.

    Currently negotiating on a 2012 SRT8 Grand Cherokee that just came into the dealership to supplement this one. Assuming a deal is reached, that would become the daily driver with all sorts of unheard-of niceties like air conditioning, a quiet ride, heated leather seats, etc., never mind some nice power. That would then leave the current/old one for the hunting/fishing trips that will get messy, or for hard-to-reach places where I don't really care if it rolls down a cliff. I also have some back-burner plans to make it a 4.7L with a fair bit more get-up-and-go, which is why I've built out my new shed like I have (it'll give me some half-decent bench room for some winter tinkering).

    Regardless, I had sold off all my other vehicles when I moved out to Ontario, and when I drove this Jeep back out here from Ontario I said I'd give myself a year to see if the current job is one that I might be hanging on to for a while, and it's going really, really well, so figured I'd step up a bit.
     
  6. Crown Royal

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    No, and nobody ever will until you can find me a modern athlete that will pistol-whip people to death, beat his wife daily, laugh at the thought of killing black people, sharpen his kleats into razor blades and climb into the fans to beat the shit out of a Veteran who has his hands amputated.

    Ty Cobb is both the greatest player and worst person to ever play baseball.
     
  7. shegirl

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    I would just like to point out (Juice) that I in no way suck. So, why don't you suck it.

    House update; interest rate locked and now waiting on the appraisal. I know it's hard to believe but, I am already an impatient person so this shit is killing me.
     
  8. katokoch

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    This gif is funny because where I work, possum is slang for vagina.
     
  10. shegirl

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    I thought it was Jane Fonda for a second. The lady not the possum.
     
  11. katokoch

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    Classy. I don't think I want to know how that name came about.
     
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    So to prove no good deed goes unpunished, I covered a shift last night for a guy whose wife just had a kid and Mondays are not real busy so I get no security and am working by myself. There are 50 people in the bar listening to the guy play his set when through the swinging doors comes a 100 pound pit bull mix pulling his owner on 8 feet of leash, now said owner has mental problems not sure exactly what but I know crazy, he wears some sort of military hat and shirt always commemorating the beginning of the Iraq war, smells horribly of BO and has been kicked out of the bar for clearing all the tables of peoples drinks to be helpful, making women very uncomfortable with his actions and very handsy approach, for yelling at me and for once trying to pay his tab with a credit card that was not his, the proceeding to pay with 22.00 in quarters, dimes and nickels. Now I let people bring dogs into the bar when it is not busy and when they are in control of their animals, we love dogs at our bar more than we like people but this guy was not and he was 20 feet in the door before I starting yelling at him to get the Fuck out of the bar with that dog, but he does not care he comes charging up to the bar screaming that it is a service dog and he can go wherever he wants, I once again assure him that he needs to leave and he starts yelling. At this point the singer stops mid George Strait, Amarillo by Morning and says, "Hey asshole, get the fucking dog out of the bar." Now we have a scene, I run around the bar and grab him by the arm and move him outside. I am told have a certain look in my eye when I am angry and a few of my regulars told me I had that look.
    Once outside guy tells me he is going to sue me and I inquire if he would like the spelling of my name and I go back inside. Five minutes later I see one of Scottsdales finest look in the door and waive to me. Evidently he called 911 and wanted me arrested and was sitting in his car outside the bar waiting for his moment of glory, that did not happen. After the police talk to him they called me out again to let me know that he is very angry and if he tries to come in the bar to give them a call and they will arrest him. He spend the next hour calling the police again because he did not get his intended result.
     
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    Good move locking the rate, the 10 year bond is on its way up and rates usually follow.
     
  14. shegirl

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    That's exactly what Dog said.
     
  15. MoreCowbell

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    And to think your mother still asks why you haven't married yet.
     
  16. Juice

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  17. shegirl

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    Why would I want to have to share half my shit?
     
  18. The Village Idiot

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    Porn Worthy, Bitches

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    If you have to share something isn't debt the best thing? Like, for instance, a brand new mortgage?
     
  19. shegirl

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    Although that is very true, it also means the house is mine. Upswing baby.
     
  20. Trakiel

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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    Because the guy you're marrying has to share half his shit with you and half his shit is a lot more than half of yours. This is like Golddigging 101, Shegirl. I thought you would've been taught better.
     
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