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5/18/15 WDT NSFW - Shegirl sucks

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, May 18, 2015.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Have you guys seen this yet? Apparently is chick is an advisor at KSU. And she talks to students like this. Welcome to the Social Media Lynch Mob, Abby Dawson.

     
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    Because I spit hot fire!
    The only way this makes sense is if this guy was furiously masturbating behind the camera.
     
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    It's 1:15 am, I'm very drunk, and I just got paged as the backup on-call because the guys in India couldn't handle a problem that didn't even matter.

    Also, my water is shut off for some fucking reason.

    This is not the life high school me thought I would have.
     
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    I do believe I'm ready to fuck off tomorrow for a nice fishing/drinking trip with some old friends.

    I managed to last-minute pack all my shit tonight, no Indian Help Desk required.

    See you idiots next week.
     
  6. Crown Royal

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    I'd like to to think that with all the brilliant scientists in the world, there is at least one out there working on a virus that will horribly kill off all white knights.

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    Guys who pussy up like this are just the worst. You're trying to get laid just like everyone else, but lying as well. Stop everything that you're doing.
     
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    These guys are douches, but to be honest, so is the girl for trolling for validation and accolades in this manner. It reminds me of...

    #FHRITP.

    See what I did there?
     
  8. Crown Royal

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    The "poor poor pitiful me" status posts are purely what (thankfully) chased me away from Facebook for good. Oh, Muffin. Daddy revoked your cellphone priviledges for three days? And people in Serbia think they have it rough.
     
  9. Rush-O-Matic

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    but three days, tho!
     
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    Well, shit. Guess who bought decaf coffee last night? What's the point of even making it? The only people buying it are people like me that didn't pay enough attention to the teeny tiny script under "Breakfast Blend". Fuck yo decaf.

    If that chick was ugly or a guy people would tell her to chin up or shut up. It reminds me of this gal "Skylar" (even her name makes me want to punch a kitten) who somehow latched on to my group. She created this ongoing group text where everything she said was "oops I just fucked my clinical instructor". "Oops I just did coke and woke up in some random guy's bed" along with a diatribe of how much she fucks everything up. And a dozen girls telling her, "You're the best! It's ok!" No, Skylar. You are not the best. You're an attention-seeking coke horse. I successfully got out of the group text by calling her out.
     
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  11. Crown Royal

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    Isn't buying decaf coffee like gassing up a car you already wrapped around a tree?
     
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    I'm sure a good funning is in the offing here, but...

    I love decaf coffee. I buy it from a local shop, and if I want coffee after 3 (yes, I'm old, go fuck yourself, because I'm too old to do it for you), I put on decaf. Add some International Delight Coconut Creme, and BAM! Instant nirvana.

    That's right ladies, line starts to the left...
     
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    Im trying to ween myself off coffee. I decided that getting massive headaches and nausea around 11:00 AM if I dont have at least two cups was becoming a big issue. Half decaf / half regular or a move to black tea is the way to go.
     
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    As if that's a bad thing.
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    1. Decaf is a cruel joke similar to God putting fake dinosaur bones in the earth. Cheeky bastard.

    2. I have a ninny like that on my feed. She is a self described "gothic Lolita." Dresses up like a wiener, complains why her work lectures her about appearance. Uses her feed as a diary. I have intimate knowledge of her chronic bladder infections and drug addiction, but haven't said a word to her in 3 years. One of her many ex boyfriends white knights her all day. He literally has a 75 IQ and a tattoo that misspells "mischeif." Don't get me wrong, I am not complaining. It is all FANTASTIC.
     
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    No, but it is a LOT like non-alcoholic beer. Decaf has no place in my life. I drink about 6-7 cups of coffee every day before noon. I have a Coke Zero in the afternoon. And, I might drink regular coffee after dinner. Do they still make Water Joe or whatever that caffeinated water was called? Can you make decaf coffee using that and like create a rip in time or something?
     
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    7 cups? How are you not seeing through time. Do you do all of your work from the toilet?

    More importantly, Germans are giving Japanese a run for my WTF money.

    HIGHLY NWS. Utterly ridiculous.



    3:43. Oh God.
     
  18. Rush-O-Matic

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    No, I pee into the bag strapped on my ankle like normal real men.

    I feel like I could just make up whatever thing I wanted to say, and include the phrase "like normal" in there, and it would have absolutely no frame of reference for you because I ACCIDENTALLY WATCHED THE 3:43 PART OF THAT VIDEO AND OMIGOD MY EYES WTF.
     
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    That's about the amount of caffeine I consume in a day's time, too. I usually drink 2 huge cups in the morning which by fl. oz is more like 4 cups and then I drink tea throughout the day.

    The headaches can be a bitch, though.
     
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    I've never been able to acquire the taste for coffee or tea, and I've tried because it would be a lot cheaper than the energy drinks and diet soda I need to get through the day.

    I don't understand decaf or NA beer. Even at their best, coffee and beer taste kind of shitty and are mostly about delivering caffeine or alcohol. Without the sweet chemical payload, why would someone choose it over any of the million other better tasting beverages that exist?
     
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