It is all perspective. To ;me your'e titties still young and perky. But I would have to see them in order to be sure. As far as having to go to a movie alone, the men in your life need to get their priorities straight.
I was going to say, were you the loan woman in the theater by herself when I saw Alien today? If youre a fan of the films go see it. It's alright but not great. The andriod David really should just have his own movie. Im watching the first movie now, such a classic. BTW, milf titties are awesome titties. Battle hardened nipples. Yeeeeaaaa boooooy. Guys can find anything hot about anything. It is the nature of the universe.
I'm not disagreeing with you because I'm in a stupid mood tonight but the best movie theater experience I've ever had was seeing Inglourious Basterds by myself. I was the only person in the entire theater and it was wonderful.
And I made my last post two seconds too soon. I have zero issues seeing a movie by myself, sometimes I even prefer it. I don't necessarily expect great things from the new Alien but god damn it if the first couple movies weren't the scariest thing I'd ever seen when I watched them at a friends house when I was too young to watch them. If I recall correctly I first saw Alien, Aliens, South Park, and Candyman at said friends house while our parent's were playing cards. That was also the first time I played strip rock paper scissors (in a grain bin because this is Missouri.)
I also enjoy going to the movies by myself. At least, I never mind going to a movie solo if it is one I really want to see. At the same time, anytime my wife wants to go to a movie, whether I really want to see it or not, I am going. There is always the chance that I might be able to feel her up in the back row.
Absolutely no issues whatsoever going to a movie solo... I prefer a nice matinee where there is hardly anyone else in the place.
Anymore, all I go to are matinees. If I go to a movie that starts after 8:00pm, I am asleep by 9:00. No matter how good the movie is. Unless of course there are titties to feel up.
Raise your hand if you were placed in handcuffs last night.... Looks like I'm going to have to take it a little easier on the sauce for a while.
I applaud the number of times "titties" has been used in this thread. I like where your head is at, TiB.
I would like to get the ratio of good:bad situations where I was in handcuffs to about 50:50, but to do that I'm going to have to either meet a really kinky girl or join a lockpicking club.
Red snapper, fresh lemon zest and crushed Mediterranean Sea salt. Basically pulverized shallots and lemon grass to season (I love shallots and lemon grass). A glass of white wine. Heaven might well be here.
Yeah, I would have to have at least one good encounter with handcuffs to start the ratio getting closer to 50:50. The bad results of some bad decisions. It does make for some good stories to tell your 20 year old sons to emphasize making better decisions. If I can add: I am going to make sure to tell the boys that if they ever have the chance to get in a strip, rock, paper, scissors game in a grain elevator in Missouri with a young lady like abernetta, they better do it.
Just a heads-up: if you pick the lock on your handcuffs while you're under arrest, that's a whole 'nother charge. Side note: I always carry a handcuff key on my keyring; I've been doing that for about 20 years. Cops REALLY don't like it when you do this, but it's completely legal.
"Son, whatever you do, play scissors first. Closed scissors. And then, if she understands you right...play rock."
For the record, you can't play strip poker in a grain bin because it's too dark. Strip rock paper scissors is much easier to accomplish. Also related to the previous conversation, the only appropriate place to sit in the movie theater is in the middle seat of the middle row. I don't understand people who prefer to sit in the front or back row. Unrelated to the conversation, as usual: I had originally intended to watch all 30 episodes of Twin Peaks this weekend before my fucking responsibilities took over. Now I'm starting over at episode one trying to get the husband into it.
About 25 or so I figured out that doing things to piss cops off just because I can is not in my best interest. It's served me well.