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5/19/17 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, May 19, 2017.

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  1. toddamus

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    No cops love having their authority challenged and they love it when you say things such as, -I know my rights!-, -I am an American citizen!-, -You can not arrest me-, -Im getting your badge number and you are going to be so fired...-and so on
     
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    Agreed that the middle seat of the middle row is the best seat to watch a movie. however if your motives are a bit different, in a corner near the top is better for stealth.
     
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    If I'm going to pay $10.00 to go see a movie, then I'll be damned if I'm not going to get the best seat in the house.

    Even when it was only 6 bucks to see a movie back in the day, there was no way I'd fool around during a movie.

    Maybe it's because I grew up without a lot of money and going to the movies was a treat for my family but I take a trip to the movies seriously.

    It's weird the reverence that I have towards seeing a movie in the theater, but it's deeply ingrained.
     
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    I wasn't doing it specifically to piss them off; I found that out later. I figured there would probably be times when being able to unlock handcuffs could be advantageous.
     
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    Well you would be no fun at a Drive In. Good thing for the grain silos.
     
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    Just to clarify with that grill picture I did, I'm doing a "test kitchen" thing to see what I can cook at the beach in the back of my truck. Surf fishing and tailgate grilling.
     
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    I've been to the drive in once. Or so my parents have told me, we saw Batman. I would have been two.

    I feel like I remember it but it's probably just what my mind has constructed from what my parents have told me.

    And I'm fun anywhere. I promise.
     
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    Well, you used to be.
     
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    Thanks for reminding me.
     
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    Silos are nothing more than offensive and blatant phallic symbols for farmers to brag about where they stow their seed. Feeding people is yet another misandrist social construct.
     
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    So whats the fucking story bro!?
     
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    Looks like the Spider caught himself another fly...
     
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    Public intox and pretend fighting with a friend in a park in Minneapolis. Super exciting.

    Actually wait, that is boring. I was transporting a couple of kilos of cocaine between Chicago and Minneapolis when I got pulled over for bad tags and things went downhill from there.
     
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    The second story needs more gunfire, goats, and Mexican doctors. And titties.
     
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    Ftfy.
     
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    But, then we'd know it's fiction. My version was grounded in the reality of things that are more likely to happen. Like riding a unicorn on a rainbow.
     
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    It's been a wet, dreary, semi-warm day so I spent most of it in the shop making a big table for the new deck.

    It's basically 4x4 cedar posts that will be glued together and then shaped into a thick table top. Today was spent planing sides on it for the glue up, so the warm shop smelled awesomely like cedar sawdust all day while it drizzled outside.

    All in all it was a great way to spend a day.

    And before you ask, @Rush-O-Matic , the only titties involved were my own.

    Now time to enjoy a few drinks and some nice curried pork that's been slow cooking all day.

    Again, not a bad way to spend a day.
     
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    /Krieger/ Stop, I can only get so aroused.
     
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    Damn it. I need to pay more attention to who I'm sending snaps to.
     
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