Re: Re: Re: 5/2/14 WDT NSFW Speaking of stealing kids from China, my wife works with a couple who's kids are all grown and want to adopt a child from China. Now all in all that's a good thing to do, the problem I have with it is the cost. China charges 20k for a baby that has "light disabilities" and almost double that for a regular healthy kid. They also don't tell you what those disabilities may be until you get the balance paid off. This couple is paying 4k a month and then they have to fly over and pick up the baby. So basically China sells the disabled kids for a discount, I made the mistake of laughing when my wife was explaining how it all works, she didn't find it as funny as I did I guess.
She should have thrown it like a spear, then things could have become really interesting. What if it were a tactical shovel and not some ordinary garden shovel? Oh yeah I had to look up and see if they exist... of course they do too. I can't hear the video audio but it digs holes and hacks up watermelons for only $39.99? Damn!
Yeah, back when I was doing overseas travel I kept my essentials in one of those wallet belts you tuck under your clothes.
Re: Re: Re: 5/2/14 WDT NSFW You can go down to the bus station and pick up a runaway with emotional and personality disorders for free.
Of course this place would pick up as soon as I get a job that will likely block this place at work. If anyone sees any blank posts from me in the future, or horrible misspellings please blame Tapatalk and not myself.
church of the idiots The way Nett is coming in and changing shit, he can propably set up a website for prayingwithJesus.com that secretly redirects you to TiB or something. Then they can't block it because Freedom of Religion.
It doesn't matter so much the weight. It matters the hardness. If you actually tomahawked somebody with one, they would be tagged-on-the-toe dead. Steel is so much different to get hit with than say wood or flesh & bone. It doesn't absorb like an organic material but completely recoils. And because of the large flat surface (like a frying pan) it hits everything at once. Lots of people will tell you if you have to defend your home from an intruder a frying pan is the next best thing to a gun.
Re: church of the idiots Shouldn't it be prayingwithblackjesus.com? CJ would probably get a kick out of that.
Re: church of the idiots That site would get me quite a few cross eyed looks. You realize I'm in the South right?
Re: church of the idiots Why? He's comes pre-nailed to a cross... that's just modern efficiency right there.
Re: church of the idiots Modern Efficiency? Suggesting that may get me burned like a witch. I love the laid back way around here 90% of the time, but that 10% wants to make me put a bullet in someone.
I want cake. I want warm, chocolate cake. With peanut butter filling. And whipped icing. Holy shit I want cake.
Re: Re: 5/2/14 WDT NSFW 1. Carry your own fake baby. 2. Throw said fake baby at fake baby thrower when they throw fake baby at you. 3. Film their reaction. 4. ??? 5. Profit.
Re: Re: Re: 5/2/14 WDT NSFW Well the wife isn't knocked up, which sucks for her because I know she wants a baby. Just means a lot more trying is gonna be happening, that I am fine with. Maybe the birthing videos will stop for a while, if I see one more kid slide out of a destroyed woman I may start drinking. Well, more than I do now anyway
Re: Re: Re: 5/2/14 WDT NSFW The oldest (he's 11) is taking sex ed right now and his class recently watched a NOVA show about babies from sperm meets egg to head meets vagina. It seems wrong that his first viewing of a vagina is when a baby's head is coming out of it.
Last Friday a lady I work with brought in that very thing except they were cupcakes. And if you put them in the microwave for about 10 seconds... I'm not much into that kind of food, but I might have eaten two of them. Holy hell were they tasty.
Re: Re: Re: 5/2/14 WDT NSFW It can be disappointing - waiting month after month, to find out only to have Aunt Flo show up. Try to be patient with her, even if the making the baby is fun, "trying" can get burdensome. Goddammit. I drove past a cupcake place today. All the noms.
Wah, no you wah! The visual on this is hilarious. If this bit has never made it in a sitcom, I don't know why.