Re: Re: Re: 5/2/14 WDT NSFW Maybe you should get your sperm checked, it is fun everyone should do it once. You get to go to a doctors office with lots of women hoping to get knocked up, they take you in the back and give you a cup and show you to a room and you get to jack off. They tell you not to have sex for the previous 3 days so you can really get a good sample.
Re: Re: Re: 5/2/14 WDT NSFW That sounds like a hell of a deterrent. If I had made the mistake of looking 'down there' when the wife was giving birth to #1, I can almost guarantee you #2 wouldn't be in the oven right now.
Re: Re: Re: Re: 5/2/14 WDT NSFW I usually just get kicked out after a bit, haven't gotten any decent offers yet.
Re: Re: Re: Re: 5/2/14 WDT NSFW They actually give you some material to work with? Or is it just a sterile room? Seems like they'd let the wives go back and maybe help the process along a bit.
Re: Re: Re: 5/2/14 WDT NSFW As unappealing as the birthing process is (my kids was an excruciating experience) seeing something like crowning is nothing compared to the sadist in the scrubs who says "Want to see the placenta?" For all you planning on possibly having a family, let me tell you this because I love you: Nobody WANTS to see a placenta. You would show a person a placenta if you were torturing information out of them, but that's it. There is nothing grosser-looking in this world, I shit you not.
Re: Re: Re: Re: 5/2/14 WDT NSFW I have only jacked off in one, I am not sure if it was sterile or not, there were some magazines but I knew what I had to do. They let your wife or girlfriend go in with you just not both your wife and your girlfriend. I told my wife she was going to have to do all the work but she was all freaked out and not to brag but I am much more efficient at jacking myself off then she is. I believe I was under 3 minutes.
Re: Re: Re: Re: 5/2/14 WDT NSFW My cousin made shampoo out of her placenta, actually ate some of it too.
Re: Re: Re: Re: 5/2/14 WDT NSFW Every time you talk about your bloodline I want to wipe it from the earth. Is this one of the InfoWars idiots? Please say yes.
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: 5/2/14 WDT NSFW Oh yes, they are dedicated followers. Luckily not all of them are idiots, just a small select group that provide me with entertainment and rage.
Re: Re: Re: Re: 5/2/14 WDT NSFW I don't know about shampoo, but surely eating a placenta is healthy. Lots of mammals do it. Throughout the course of the pregnancy, the placenta contained everything necessary to create a new life form. It's a very healthy thing to eat. Logically I agree with my previous paragraph, but I'm highly revolted by it at the same time.
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: 5/2/14 WDT NSFW I seem to remember her telling me she battered and fried some of it in butter. I eat some odd stuff I guess but fuck that, after birth is going wherever the fuck the hospital sends it.
Re: Re: Re: Re: 5/2/14 WDT NSFW Immediately after helping my grandpa and uncle birth a holstein calf years ago (fun times visiting the farm!), one of the farm dogs found the placenta amid the mess and started munching away. My grandpa remarked "Delicious!" with a chuckle. That sight and his joy at it is burned into my memory and I wish it wasn't. My sisters have a weird friend who ate the placenta with her husband. Um, nope. No thank you. I've seen that shit and want absolutely nothing to do with it.
Re: Re: Re: Re: 5/2/14 WDT NSFW I have a hippie friend who saved hers (following her home birth with a midwife) so she could encapsulate it. I guess she never got around to it but recently posted on facebook that she buried it because it was too special to throw away.
Gross, gross, fucking gross. I see at as no less revolting as keeping an extra-huge turd as a trophy. Some people say cum makes a great skin ointment but I'll never know because its discharge from the human body. Fucking hippies. If it wasn't for weed I'd have no common ground with them and I would be happy for that. But let's be honest: I'm not giving THAT up.
Re: Re: Re: Re: 5/2/14 WDT NSFW Weeellll, don't leave us hanging. What's your number? I can't believe you didn't think we'd (I) want to know. So my doctor downgraded me from my compression garment to something he said like a Spanx (I know, sexy). Just for two more two weeks and then I'm completely released with no restrictions. So I went to buy some today. I don't even know what I looked at. I think I'm kind of traumatized. There were underwear with butt things in it for your ass. But they were high waisted. So wouldn't they come up over your pants? I was so confused, I left. Got nothing.
So I had a job interview today that went very well and they told me I should hear back from them by Friday. Here's the thing. The job that I applied for seemed very straight forward. I met all the criteria perfectly and it seems as though I am a good fit. When I arrived for the interview, it ended up being for a job with the same title but a completely different type of work. They really should have indicated that it was more IT related and less radiology related. Either way, its at the number one cancer center in the world and would be absolute resume gold. I was interviewing for a supervisor of diagnostic imaging job, which if offered, will give me a minimum $26k per year raise. But the job ended up being for the supervising PACS administrator position, which is vastly different than what they made the job seem like. But I still have a ton of PACS experience, just not that at level. But I still fit perfectly into the criteria of what they say they are looking for. So I hope I get it, but I'm also afraid of taking the job and failing miserably with it. I did amazing with the interview, but that's because I always interview well when I'm in front of a panel of women.