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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, May 2, 2014.

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  1. toddamus

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    Re: NBC just spent 7.75 billion on the broadcast rights for the

    So wait, you keep going at it until the salary gets so low you relent? This isn't like golf where the lower number is better.
     
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    Re: NBC just spent 7.75 billion on the broadcast rights for the

    Once the number gets high enough to be acceptable, I cease jerking.
     
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    Re: NBC just spent 7.75 billion on the broadcast rights for the

    Stone Cold Steve Austin would whup yer ass for saying that.
     
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    Re: NBC just spent 7.75 billion on the broadcast rights for the

    I think John Cena may have words?

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    Apparently when FutureWife asks what I got her for Nurses Week, the correct answer is not "Nothing. You want me to congratulate you on doing your job?"
     
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    Why am I watching 'Robin Hood:prince of Thieves?' The Costner version. I know it's complete shit, but I can't seem to turn it off.

    Maybe I keep hoping Crash Davis will magically appear.

    Fuck, I hate it when I like something that I know sucks.
     
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    This happens to me when Armageddon comes on. That movie is a steaming dog turd, but I can't turn it off. Every part of me knows it's terrible, but I can't help it.
     
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    You're bigger than I am in this case. There's nothing about that movie I like except Peter Stormare. Absolutely, positively the worst Hollywood movie ever made. Speed 2 looks like Citizen Kane by comparison. It may be the only movie besides Rampage that I consider indefensible, although I detest Rampage twice as much. Armageddon at least makes you interested in how abnormally shitty it is, watching Rampage is like waiting for a bus in a town where you aren't even sure there's a bus route.

    Best shitty movie to watch for me is The Program. It's dumb as shit but soooooooooo fucking awesome. STARTING DEFENCE, BABY!!!! WHOO!!!
     
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    Threw this topic in the suggestion thread, it could have legs.
     
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    Mike Rowe wants people to learn to work.

    The comical part is the photo posted on Facebook and all the panties dropping about it. Not comical like making fun of them, but comical like giving me hope for humanity.
     
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    I feel for you... what is there NOT to love about that movie?







    It's the perfect summer blockbuster, with shit for plot... and if you can't enjoy it for what it is, then I don't know what to say... other than, "more fun shit for the rest of us".

    I bet you're a blast at parties...
     
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    Re: NBC just spent 7.75 billion on the broadcast rights for the

    It works even better if you can cum on command. As soon as they hit the number you want, you stand up and unload all over their desk.
     
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    Mmmm...he's much stockier than I pictured. And hairy. Nice.

    I like how at the beginning it says it's not approved by anyone.

    This is Mike Rowe narrating and the first time I saw it I found it hysterical. I may have posted it.



    So in my usual procrastination, I ordered some 2-way radios with headsets online, got them, but failed to charge them until the day before I needed them and then realized it didn't have the headsets. I contacted the shipper and he said he won't send them and is having me return them. So now I need to get 10 new ones and my new deadline is Friday, and once again, I'm waiting until the day before. I'm foreseeing a Walmart or Radioshack trip in my future. Probably several as I can't imagine too many stores carry 10. Awesome. Oh yeah, and I have a cheap budget. Even better.
     
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    All I'm saying is...sploosh.
     
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    I can't believe I forgot naked!

    I quoted this from the other thread since I didn't want to derail it:
    Just so I could post this:



    And for the first time ever, I am sending out Mother's Day cards with enough time to get there BEFORE Mother's Day. Although my dad's birthday card is a oooh about a month late. I called him at least!
     

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    I wish Nom was around cause his opinion on this would be interesting.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://grantland.com/hollywood-prospectus/the-if-i-fought-this-rapper-would-i-win-chart/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://grantland.com/hollywood-prospect ... win-chart/</a>

    Its inspired a bunch of commentary between me and my friends already.

    Wiz being on the high side of toughness is hilarious, and don't tell me you'd want to see old school Eminem in an alley. Wale is always trying to fight people, dude is the opposite of soft. And Weezy should be next to J. Cole, nobody is afraid of 5'4 pygmies so high on that drank that they can't see.

    Final point, T.I. not being in the top 3 of "don't want to fight" is just absurdity. He's the headline picture for god's sake. Part of the reason he's my favorite rapper is the fact that he terrifies me. Also, where is Jeezy? Probably next to DMX off the scale.

    Also, when I think of Action Bronson, I think of the fat Albanian former chef who loves getting blazed as hell and making ridiculously delicious food. I want him to be my best friend, not worry about fighting him...



    There are a bunch more videos like that.
     
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    I may or may not have just had over 15 slices of bacon for dinner.

    Goooooo bacon!
     
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    With the new reinvigorated board. Can we get Effenshenanigans and MoreCowbell to come back? I miss those guys. Also, anyone have a line on istealcheese's jail sentence? Wheelz, good to have you back.
     
    #358 Parker, May 8, 2014
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    It actually was....I ordered up some bacon to eat at the end of my shift and since it was the end of the night and the cook knows about my love affair with bacon, he gave me everything he had.
     
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