15 slices of bacon is bad? Next you're going to tell me 2-3 bottles of wine is bad. I'm just hearing nonsense. Check yourself.
Oh, I'm around. Like that guy beating off in the corner at an orgy waiting for the right moment to jump in. If you'd like, though, I can always just start walking around humping the air until I hit something.
This board has suddenly been brought back to life, thanks to Nett Daddy. He's cleaned it up, re-invigorated it and suddenly brought back/brought new lots of members. He's also swinging past my city in a few weeks and in honour of him, you should all send me hundreds of dollars so I can personally thank him, with a night on the town. You are so welcome.
We aren't totally sure. He went completely apeshit on somebody's car with a baseball bat and we haven't heard from him since. He's like Dixie but with a higher propensity for violence. And in the neighborhood that he was in when he did it, he's lucky he didn't get shot.
Yup, though Juice and Binary really got the ball rolling with determining what the future for the posters here was going to look like, Juice was considering setting up a mirror image board, and binary fortunately had contact information and got in touch with Net. Luckily, he responded. Good to see this place humming again. Not anywhere else I could really go anyway, most of the other stuff out there just isn't a good fit (beyond my coin collecting board and Dark Souls II board, which we will never speak of...) Apparently posting pictures of fat women in spandex at Walmart is frowned upon at your classier boards. Who knew?
When I was a bit younger, I always wanted a pair of leather pants. But I wasn't making tons of money and couldn't justify spending the $110 on them. So I would just stare at them longingly in the Victoria's Secret Catalog (what's the internet?) waiting for them to be marked down. They never were. #dreamshattered But I think they would make my ass pretty sweaty if I did get them, so it's probably a good thing. I was going to post a picture of sweaty man ass since I picture so many of you like that now, but I found this gem! It has to be a joke, right? It's description makes me laugh:
I wore leather pants in my clubbing days. Trust me, they were a bad investment. That scene from Friends is a very real possibility.
I was going to mention that! I know how hard it is to get jeans off when you're hot and sweaty. Still, it would have been fun. At least once. Now I can just get pleather on the cheap. Where was that option when I was poor??
For real. As bad as leather pants are - trying to put on a pair of yoga leggings after lotioning your legs is about the same. Stitches popping, you try to slide them on like pantyhose but all that happens is you wind up stretching the waistband and ass beyond its capabilities and you wind up with bunchy fabric on your calves and then pull marks around your waist.
Ah yes. No fear of the dreaded camel toe with the crotch of your yoga pants somewhere between your hips and kneecaps.
I can only imagine what would happen if someone did this in the No Fun League. Would Goodell have an aneurysm? Would social media explode from delicious outrage? If only...
Frankly thats lame. The NFL used to be more tolerant of celebrations then people got on them for being classless. Also I can't imagine the safety issues with players running in the stands.
Don't wear blue shirts at Walmart. Chances are I will try to ask you a question. Edit: I just want to know where the damn two-way radios are! I'm in the electronics section. I hate Walmart. Except when I can get their 13 glazed donuts for 2.39. Hey guys, next time I talk about procrastinating give me a swift kick to the ass, would ya? Thanks.