The radio in my truck mysteriously won't stop on any channel that plays this shit that passes for country music. A Toby Keith concert was the last country concert that I went to. I almost left when I got there and noticed that Rascal Flatts was the opening act.
To cope with the abundant dosages of benadryl I'm taking, I'm chasing the tablets with Red Bull Blue. What can possibly go wrong? gogators - FUCK Toby Keith.
Comparing pop country to all country is like comparing all rap to Will Smith or all rock music to Nickleback. It just isn't a fair comparison.
Re: Re: 5/2/14 WDT NSFW My wife is all about "country" music, yet when I put on any of the 3 Hank's I get looked at funny. Rascal fucking Flatts is some of the worst shit I have ever heard, right up with Nickleback.
You must really. REALLY. love your wife. Jesus. Ugh. I saw Miranda Lambert at WolfDance in 07. She was a cunt. Then she started making music I like. And...she's something of a cunt, but I'd rather listen to her than quite a few of her contemporaries. I do not and will not listen to Luke Bryan. I LOVE Eric Church but some of his new stuff is making me throw a hard side eye. And I'd push Toby Keith down if I had the chance. Ugh. You wanna know the country music version of Nickelback? Florida Georgia Line. They sound exactly alike.
Re: Re: 5/2/14 WDT NSFW That would be my girlfriend. I have a hard time taking a lot of the pop country songs seriously. Almost like I'm living in some Twilight Zone where the "artists" are just trolling everyone and making stupid ass songs, parodying the whole Country scene... but when I wake up they're not kidding. *this sums it up nicely...
Flat: Rascal Flatts is not only worse than Nickelback, they are worse than listening to nails scraping across a chalkboard in Hell while having stinging nettle forced into your urethra. If you have a girlfriend with a rascal Flatts album, drag your keys across it to make some solid damage, and burn down the house to make sure it never comes back. They are to country music what chastity is to sex positions. And their singer looks like the creepiest pedophile in the solar system. Worst thing ever to happen to country music, they turned it into metrosexual pop. Hank III- THAT is fuckin' country. And he's the bass player for death metal band Superjoint Ritual. He's awesome.
Country kind of reminds me that a large portion of the population doesn't have an intelligent or curious thought in their head. Its not the music that makes me think that, its just being around the people who take it seriously. I like listening to it when I drink, but its more just for the hell of it. When I was in Indiana last summer I learned country takes on a whole different meaning when you're around a bunch overweight locals in cutoff shirts in a local bar. Its such a different world than country bars that college students and people in downtown areas go to. Going to a bar out in Wyoming is such a different experience than going to a country bar in San Diego.
Don't get pissy. If it has to come across the radio in my area and cause me to nearly wreck my car in frustration, you should get to share in that joy.
I believe posting that can only be construed as a cry for help. I know your neighbor is driving you nuts, but shimmer, for the love of God, put down the fork and step away from the electrical outlet. Think of all the squats you have yet to do.
If I ever want to find people who believe in a geocentric universe, I will go to that concert. What. The. Hell.
I did my squats. And then deadlifted for the first time since January. And now I'm having a beer. I'll work on doing some splits or something in a bit. First, a beer. I was deadlifting the day I discovered we needed to go to the emergency room. Like...on the platform. I've avoided them for awhile now. And today I did them...so. Yay. As for that song...I don't know what anyone is thinking, playing/listening to that. It's purely awful. Give me Avril or even Nickelback over that shit.
This reminds me of the one time I was running a brat and burger stand at a country music festival in Wisconsin (aka hell). Not all of the acts were awful but many were, and one group decided to do an impromptu freestyle rap country jam... for what seemed like 10 minutes. It was painful to witness. People were packing up and leaving and I wished I could have too.
I blame Jason Aldean and Big & Rich for the country rap nonsense. Mainly Jason Aldean. Point is - mainstream country is awful. I saw Eli Young Band in 07, and then again last year. My how they have fallen in their live performances.
We have one mid-sized country bar in town, and its undoubtedly the most popular bar in the entire city. If you don't show up before 10 pm you aren't getting in, its that crazy sometimes. It is, however, not filled with actual "country" people. It is filled with college kids who throw on some flannel & denim, a ten gallon hat and suddenly they're good ol' boys ridin' 4-wheelers and clearin' brush. I don't get this shit. They only play that crappy rock-pop that people CLAIM is country, but it IS a country war because they have a mechanical bull, wagon wheels on the walls and hitchin' post signs. Obviously the real deal. Do you really need to wear the Gigantic Hats in a nightclub at night? Those hats in the sun or rain are a tool. In a bar in this town, they are being WORN by a tool. The big problem is whenever I go out with friends, they demand to end up at this bar at some point because it is very evident that this is the easiest bar to get laid in that's within flying distance of the ship from Event Horizon.
Mother of God in heaven. Why is traffic the worst when I have to pee? 3 km in 10 minutes and my eyeballs are swimming.
Your brain is telling your bladder ou are driving, and the bladder is the practical joker of the human body. "Quick, before she gets home!!!!" SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS