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5/2/14 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, May 2, 2014.

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  1. shimmered

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    At 2 I could retrieve and identify my dad's beer and open it as well.
     
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    Just plug some speakers into your dial-up modem. Done!
     
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    I see my nieces next week, when is it too early to teach them this?
     
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    I was taught to make a Harvey Wallbanger at the age of 7 because that was the drink of choice for my dad and his friends

    I see nothing wrong with that.
     
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    God bless that sophisticated screwdriver. Vodka and orange juice in a highball over ice and stir, throw in a shot of Galliano and stir again.

    Mother's milk.
     
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    Has anyone had this experience with their siblings kids, I'm glad they had them etc, but I really don't care too much to be around craping puking newborns? When they stop crapping themselves I'm down to be the great uncle, but until them I'm happier to support my brother from a distance.
     
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    E can't open the fridge yet so it's too soon. Once they can open the fridge it's free game. If you want them to get a head start you can always fill a cooler and have them fetch it out of the cooler for you.

    Both the kids are down for the night (hopefully all night) so it's just me, my beer, and you fine people until the husband gets done working on our house remodel for the night. (Technically it's a renovation, I guess, since we gutted it out to start from scratch.)
     
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    My daughter brings me beers and I've (swear on her life) never taught her this. She does it randomly, just walks up and says "Daddy, brought you beer." And walks off. I would be rich if I had half a cent for every guy I've heard that says "Can't wait to teach 'em to grab beers for me!" as if its the only reason to have kids.

    ...really?. THAT was the point of having a kid and what you look forward to as a dad? Not having to get up and walk ten feet? Granted, a booze caddy is cool to have but that's what we have wives for.
     
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    It's not the point of having kids but it is a nice little perk.

    Somebody give me something good to watch on Netflix. All the suggestions are fucking cartoons. No, Netflix, I don't want to watch Thomas the Tank Engine.
     
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    I'm going to suggest T2, but you may not be in the mood for a classic action thriller. If you have cable, American Hustle is on On Demand now.

    Keep in mind I know almost nothing about movies and my friends like to remind me of this. They always ask, "Have you see this one", no I haven't you knew that already.
     
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    Any, or every movie starring Lorenzo Lamas or Don "The Dragon" Wilson. That is all.
     
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    I have three nieces and three nephews - 8 and under.

    I have three older children of my own.

    I adore my brothers' kids - but can't handle the noise. It makes me crazy. And the snot. And the noise.
    I'll like them better when they don't cry so much.


    Plus my nieces are all being raised Mormon. And I'm a bit of a bad influence.
     
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    Am I supposed to know who those people are?

    I do not. I do, however, steal my mom's HBOgo so I may check that out.
     
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    Its good to be the fun relative. My previous post wasn't thought out btw, definitely not a knock at you. Need to do more thinking before I post.
     
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    HBO GO and Con Air to the rescue. Nicolas Cage, I used to love you.
     
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    You really need to figure out how to have multiple user profiles on your Netflix, so that the adults get adult suggestions and the kids get the kiddie suggestions.
     
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    NFL draft, a guy with the first name "Ha Ha" just got picked. And his last name is "Dix."

    ... See this is why people hate America.
     
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    Don't some adults do this? You'll never see them if this is your standard.

    Pretty much what shimmered said. That military guy I mentioned earlier? Him and his family are Mormons. They are unlike any Mormons I have ever seen (which, truthfully, isn't a lot). However, the cursing, calling people retarded, drinking is not what I expected from Mormons. This isn't normal right? Or normal for Mormons anyway.
     
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    No worries - I have no idea what you're talking about...I think?



    Eh. I'm the bubblegum and ice cream auntie. Cotton candy for all the kids!!
     
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    From my experience, Mormon's have some funny quirks. There's a sizable town called Cedar City, which is on the Arizona-Utah border on the 15. There's one liquor store in the whole city, and its on the outskirts of town, almost like they banished it from the city. Keep in mind Cedar City is only about a half hour from the infamous polygamous town of Colorado City, so its an incredibly religious area.
     
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