Well, the internet has finally let me down. I searched for "guy hunting with penis out" so I could make fun of katokoch shooting and pissing at the same time (yes you did!). Nothing. So I changed it to dick out of pants. I had to look at a lot of stupid hunting pictures. And surprisingly, not a single dick. Next time, katokoch. Then who would post the hairy nipple? And what do you mean, else?
The search option sucks because the web host kills any process that takes more than 30 seconds. Building the search indexes takes more than 30 seconds, therefore the search index creation never gets to finish, so therefore there is not search. This is like the cheapest POS web host ever devised by man.
I meant "else' as in other than me. Grammatically incorrect, and confusing, but there it is. Despite the hairy nipple pictures, there are many other things I've refrained from posting, for a variety reasons. This Steel Panther song is not one of them (the video sucks but the audio is fine). A friend of mine was playing this the other night out in his garage: A sample of the lyrics: "There's a nine inch cock in your pussy ten and a half in your ass Dongs in each hand so hold on tight When we all bust a nut I'm gonna make it right tonight There was so much love on your face I couldn't see the tears There was so much spunk on your face Neither the boys nor I could see your tears" Kind of stays with you, no?
My wife lurks here on occasion. She already tolerates my quirks and thinks its funny but "chock full o' porn" and "sometimes very mean". Only one friend I have checks this place out. He thinks it hilarious.
I've been pretty pleased with RamNode for dedicated VPS at a cheap price. Was tossing around the idea of starting fresh with a few members - new domain, new server - but was concerned about losing a lot of members if we lost logins and historic data. With a backup, though, that is no longer a problem...
Well, the fact that 'sack moved to Italy seems like an important part of that summary. Also, C.hater is still around. I emailed a few months ago when the board crashed, and he responded. If nobody is getting money from the banner ads, I am surprised they were still there. Nett, thanks. The changes you made kick ass. I missed you in Feb / March when people were posting raves about getting tax refunds. I wanted you to smite them. Alas. Also, I am surprised the ladies haven't stepped it up in the boobie thread to show their appreciation to you.
'Sack moved to Italy? I can't imagine a more American traveller than him. I'm sure the Euros are going to eat him alive.
I'm waiting until my belly button gets a little more healed. Because I'm gonna be showing it off. Doctor did a bang up job. Sometimes I just catch myself standing in front of a mirror, gently running my finger over it. It's awesome! Conversation with my doctor went something like this: "Yeah yeah, general anesthesia, okay, couple hour surgery, complications, aftercare, drains, no exercise, yeah, but how will my belly button look?" It's all about priorities. Nice looking belly button after hernia surgery > possible death. I think I found that on Wikipedia, so it must be true. Just because: Spoiler
I have no friends, except the folks on here, so they already know. If it moved, I'm in, that's fine with me. Nice to see someone take over the reins of this lunatic chuck wagon on it's trip to find hell.
Hahaha, fuck you Turkey and Saudi Arabia. The new TunnelBear software tricks a computer into "thinking" it's in another country. Now the can watch the atrocious heresy of YouTube the way they should be allowed to.
Some random guy (read: someone's +1) took his pants off at my cousin's wedding this weekend. Just stood at the bar and dropped trou. Then he started doing the worm on the dance floor in front of my mom. It was quite a display. Also, poor Bhopalstiffs. That guy was the "newest member" for a fucking year. I'm sure he feels usurped.
Who wants to talk about celebrity herpes? 52 celebrities who got herpes from Derek Jeter. Jesus FUCK, remind me never to have sex with Derek Jeter. His name appears at least a dozen times. Actually, remind me never to have sex with anyone ever again. Fuck this shit. 1 in 5, people. 1 in 5 fucking people have it. And if I'm with a certain group of friends, I know damn well the odds just jumped up not in anyone's favor. Also, the list is written the way a serial stalker monitors victims. That's some creepy reporting.
You do realize that a good majority of people have Herpes. Especially HSV-1. Ever get a cold sore? You've got the Herp.
The site is called "clusterfake" does that mean its a spoof? I know Vernon Maxwell has herpes but that's it.
The hilarious thing is Jeter, for the most part, dates "classy" celebrity chicks, its not like he's slaying around hoodrat jumpoffs like some NBA players. But they unfortunately have been infected as a result of his younger days whoring.
Can't catch me You know how shingles is the adult chicken pox? Well chicken pox is varicella zoster and shingles is herpes zoster. It is funny to tell people who get shingles that, but really has no relation to herpes simplex.