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5/23/14 Memorial Day Holiday WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, May 22, 2014.

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  1. Nettdata

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    Yep... glitter is just too evil, only to be done to those that you hate. Glitter is WMD grade shit.

    Even worse is to dump glitter into the air vent of someone's car.
     
  2. Rush-O-Matic

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    After you drain tuna fish juice across the intake vent above the hood.
     
  3. Puffman

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    You two are way evil. I cannot imagine hating someone so much to dump anything into the air vent of the car.

    Try putting grinding compound into the oil filter of the car for real lasting results.
     
  4. Crown Royal

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    You don't even have to hate them they could be your friend, just try it! Talcum powder of course works 10x better,and jack the fan to the high setting before leaving the car.

    Also, know self-defence. Somebody will soon be coming after you.
     
  5. jdoogie

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    You know what's REALLY awesome? When you get sick and throw up in your own air vent while driving...

    Thank god that car was a lease.
     
  6. Crown Royal

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    Don't have that skill, but my daughter threw up in the heat register a couple years ago in her bedroom. That was tight. It's fun plunging a duct with a floor hockey stick wrapped in a damp rag.
     
  7. happyfunball

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    Sounds like the time I accidentally bought bronze self-tanner (shut up, I'm pale!) and it took me about two weeks of "Where the hell is all this glitter coming from?" before I realized it was the bronze part of my self-tanner. I sparkled.
     
  8. Crown Royal

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    I am here to ruin you.

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    ...There are no "two sides" to this issue. There is only "this is wrong."
     
  9. Currer Bell

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    I had a streak of good luck with never having my cell phones get damaged and only replacing them when they are old and glitchy. But that streak has been broken. I've had my phone just over a month and it has been water damaged. I am heartbroken. Based on advice I have it wrapped in cheesecloth and buried in crystal cat litter. But at this point I am pessimistic.
     
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    I used that superfine glitter to put in my rock climbing and weightlifting chalk. I love that shit.
     
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    I forget if it was the Times or the Washington Post took about 3 weeks of polling and internal debating whether or not it was appropriate to publish the Unabomber's manifesto.
    Within 3 days of a mass killing, they pop this shit online like it was nothing.
    Are you starving for revenue so badly that you need to send traffic to your site by publishing what amounts to a shitty autobiography of some random nobody?

    It's things like this that make me weep for humanity.
     
  12. Danger Boy

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    Saw this on Facebook:

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    For a minute I thought it meant physically using babies as weapons to injure each other. That, and the kids in the picture look like they have boobs.
     
  13. shimmered

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    The county I filed in when I divorced ExH1 required that we take a "Kids Hurt Too" class before the judge would sign off on the paperwork. Parents using the kids is so common, I'm always surprised when people DON'T do it.
    It takes awhile to learn to co-parent. Lots of people don't do it.
    One of the hardest and biggest lessons is -
    Just because the former spouse is a different kind of parent than you are doesn't mean they're a BAD parent. They bring something to the table. You don't have to like them, they don't have to like you, but the kids deserve the opportunity to know and love both of their parents. (This assumes things like safety, competence, shelter, etc. and no abuse.)
    Plenty of people never learn that.
     
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    Or just rice, no cheesecloth required.
     
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    Spread orange juice on leather seats in the car and fill the car up with newspaper if you really don't like them.
     
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    This gave me feelings. Sniff. Stupid allergies.



    I need a moment. I don't even like Daughtry!
     
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    Angel, I raise you this

     
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    Jesus christ. I'm surprised that video didn't put him in jail, even for like 3 hours.
     
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    We should ban all assault children.
     
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