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5/23/14 Memorial Day Holiday WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, May 22, 2014.

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  1. jdoogie

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    The correct answer is none of the above.

    The most grizzled? Christopher fucking Lee

    Today this upstanding citizen celebrated a spry 92 rotations around the sun by releasing a brand new heavy metal album. Grizzled. And badass.
     
  2. Trakiel

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    Wait, are you saying because it's some random dude and not one of us fine, upstanding tibbers that it's more creepy?

    If so, that's certainly understandable.
     
  3. Rush-O-Matic

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    put the lotion in the basket

    No, I think she means creepy in a good way, if it's one of us. Like when I rep one of the ladies that posts to the boobie thread, and they PM me saying I'm creepy. Because my mom always tells me they mean that in a good way.

    It's not me, though. I don't do Facebook. I mean, MySpace is still working just fine.
     
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    There's a tree frog outside my house.

    When it croaks - it sounds like a little girl screaming.
     
  5. Parker

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    Yes you can. It even says the time when they saw it.
     
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    Re: put the lotion in the basket

    None of you guys have ever been what I would consider creepy.

    It was just surprising to me when I told this guy no and he copped attitude. I think he's a troll. He's also wearing a suit, pulling on a bowtie and making a face in his profile. Standard troll pictures I believe.

    Also:

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    That explains it then.
     
  7. Rush-O-Matic

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    Re: put the lotion in the basket

    Challenge accepted!

    Well, that certainly raises the bar.
     
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    I don't consider him grizzled. He's far too a gentleman. He'd stand for a lady entering the room, pull out a chair for her. The man probably only says "fuck" when talking about all the nazis he killed with his bare hands. Charles Bronson? Yes. That's grizzled. He looked like he shaved with sandpaper. The director pitched Death Wish to him and he said he'd like to do that.

    Director: The movie??

    Bronson: No, shoot muggers.

    Two gems from his IMDB profile:


    Also, here's this woman's ass from this website: <a class="postlink" href="http://datperfectass.tumblr.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://datperfectass.tumblr.com/</a> I have, uhh, stuff to do.

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  9. Crown Royal

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    I for one don't know of this as a trend. Nobody that I'm aquainted (for what I know) does something uncomftorable like that. The friends I have that look to meet women online hit up Plenty O Fish and the like, where the intentions are on the table. I don't know why people play Six Degrees on Facebook and Twitter. What's the icebreaker for that? "Tee-hee we know the same person! Wanna get some coffee with a weird stranger, soulmate?"

    If I was you, I'd tell this creep to go fuck himself. Even if you DID respond he's still being an asshole. "Can I ask why?" are you kidding me? Can I stack rancid old seat cushions over his entire body and set them on fire?
     
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    Didn't Funball have a creeper situation not too long ago? I thought the group came to a collective decision on what to do. I think with that guy we said it was best to keep in contact with him because he was a friend and its best not to burn bridges. Wait, no, I think we actually said cut him lose.

    How do you keep running into creepers? Is it this way for all women or are you special?

    This guy sounds more silence of the lambs than the last one. The last one just sounded lonely and inept, this guy did some Facebook stalking to find you and his persistence is off-putting
     
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    That was Soonergal get your message board stalking in order. Funball's husband apparently doesn't fuck very often so she gets her jollies hitting on under age boys at her daughter's, with huge boobs, swim meets.
     
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    Hey, is Funball thinking about forbidden dong any different than a middle aged man thinking about his daughter's friends?
     
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    Is this a trick question? She's a female. Do you know how women meet people that creep them out? By going out in public.
     
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    Well the middle aged man should be thrown under the jail. From the photographic evidence Funball would certainly not be found guilty by any jury in this land.
     
  15. Crown Royal

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    Middle aged men do not fantasize about their daughters friends.

    That's what babysitters are for.
     
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    This seems appropriate:

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=127_1401068624" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=127_1401068624</a>
     
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    There is a kid a coach who's mom is so dam hot. I'd never do anything, but sometimes being a coach is nice because I am the young. in-shape, moderately attractive coach, and she's the wannabe cougar. Its nicely awkward.
     
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    Finally, a teenager with a camera phone did something awesome.

    And if the accusations in this video are in any way factual (just has to prove a sexual act between the two because it's strict liability), those youngsters are doing a great job of getting video evidence for the court.

    Once she knows the videoing is going on, and she continues to admit to the acts, it's considered a voluntary confession right?
     
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    So I was watching one of my favorite videos:



    When el husband pointed me to this:




    I am being educated, y'all.
     
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    How much do you hate your own child to do something like that? Where is eugenics when you need it most?

    The daughter did that perfect. A shaming for the ages.
     
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