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5/23/14 Memorial Day Holiday WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, May 22, 2014.

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  1. Rush-O-Matic

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    scattered smothered and covered

    WH was founded in and is headquartered in Georgia. Joe Rogers, one of the owners will often work a shift on the grill on Sunday mornings, wearing a shirt that just says "Joe, trainee."
     
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    That's you, isn't it? Don't be shy, we won't judge. We might ask for free waffles, but we won't judge.
     
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    What's to judge? I fucking love Waffle House.

    When I was recently in Florida with the wife, sister-in-law, and mother-in-law, I told them if I saw a Waffle House, I was going.

    My mother-in-law absolutely refused to go in the event I found one.

    Their covered, scattered and smothered (whatever the fuck) hashbrowns are fucking awesome. AWESOME!
     
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    I don't think I can honestly say that I've ever been in a Waffle House sober. I love the place, though.
     
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    Nothing, I love Waffle House. It's right up there with the Buckhorn Truckstop I used to frequent at 2:00 am after the bars closed in college. And then wondered why my face looked so fat in my graduation pictures. I think there was a connection.
     
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    Why do so many of your stories start off sounding like the exposition for low budget pornos?
     
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    I thought the Buckhorn was a chain? No? Could have sworn I saw it along the highways somewhere during my travels.

    And dammit, I liked it for the food. Perv. Although I see how that could be construed. I need to think these things through sometimes.
     
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    I shouldn't judge. I didn't post in the "List cool things to do in your town" because I think I put people off by vehemently trying to sell them on eating at a chain of local gas stations.

    In my defense, their burritos are like the immaculate conception rolled into a tortilla.
     
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    Someone on here gives me grief because I love gas station coffee and sandwiches. Wawa is awesome! You shut your mouth!
     
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    I like this trend of this board having actual topics. Well done, Idiots.
     
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    Question:
    I love a burrito. Mainly because a tortilla is a great vessel that can transport deliciousness into my throathole with expediency without having that full carby feeling when eating a sandwich.... BUT. What is the deal with every burrito joint not mixing their ingredients together then wrapping it up? I don't want to take a bite and get a mouthful of sour creme, then the next bite get a mouthful of guac, then the next a bite of pork, and so on and so forth until I get to the bottom and all the saucy goodness is falling out of the tortilla like it's a bisque of hot sauce an queso?
    Mix that shit up Em Effer.

    That's why a taco is superior, you get to take a bite of all the ingredients at once, not one at time.

    Good. Its settled. Tacos for lunch.
     
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    Didn't she have a website for a while for new mom's doing reviews on baby products? I seem to remember her advocating stuff that costs more than most people made in 2 weeks. Her view of the world is so bent it's almost unbelievable.
     
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    Maybe she has a point. If you care about your child how could justify spending less than $2500 on a stroller...
     
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    MAN did Brad Pitt ever dodge the bullet with that bitch.
     
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    I can't recall seeing a Waffle House in La-La Land.

    We do have Roscoe's Chicken & Waffles; an excellent choice if one wishes to get mugged, stabbed or shot.
     
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    We've got crappy Popeyes, who are currently running a special on chicken strips breaded with a waffle batter. Not the same however the honey maple dipping sauce sounds pretty damn good.
     
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    I just had a hatchet, 110 ft. of paracord, and a percolator deivered to me from Amazon.
     
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    Makes perfect sense.
    Paracord to tie 'em up, hatchet to dispose of 'em, coffee to make sure you don't fall asleep halfway through the dismemberment.
     
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